#GWYNETHPALTROW REALLY SHOULDN’T BE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW.

View post on imgur.com Normally, we do what our chart tells us to do — even without knowing it. Astrology is a force — an energy. So why would someone get married when their chart says no? Ask Gwyneth Paltrow, because she’s lost her mind. Or more likely, she has a reason that’s not about [...]

#LUANN DE LESSEPS YOU KNOW

Just home from the doctor, a nap seems in order. Half asleep, I hear, “you know” over and over on ACCESS HOLLYWOOD.” Asleep. Not asleep. The story continues ad nauseum — a continuous stream of words punctuated by, you know. Her fiance cheated, but it’s okay, you know. It’s really okay. You know we’ve worked [...]

EVEN GEORGE CLOONEY FALLS IN LOVE!

We’re all holding our breath waiting for the marriage between super- movie star George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, lawyer, human rights activist. That would The George Clooney who has said marriage is just not for him. Is there a special time when these die hard bachelors are vulnerable? Why, yes there is. Read on. George [...]

CHARLIZE & SEAN IS IT LOVE?

Charlize Theron, (“A Million Ways to Die in the West”) the beautiful Amazonian actress, is living with Sean Penn, Madonna’s and Robin Wright’s (“House of Cards”) ex. Her friends are telling her to bail out fast. But what does Xtrology think? Charlize is a Leo Sun/Moon. Loves being in the limelight. Loves Hollywood. She has [...]

KIM & KANYE?

Kim Kardashian has been dusted with magic fairy dust AKA The Hallelujah Jupiter Period (a positive predictive Jupiter aspect). So we know that her new relationship with Kanye West is going to go her way (think Kris Humphries). Hope we don’t have to sit through another lavish, but disappointing wedding. Kim’s an easy-to-get-along-with Libra except [...]

KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE REALITY OR REAL?

Is Kim Kardashian’s marriage just another couple cashing in on fame?

CHELSEA CLINTON MARRIED & ALONE

I wrote this on July 27, 2010. And I hoped it wasn’t true. But you can’t fool astrology and especially Xtrology. It has been announced that Chelsea Clinton’s husband (I’m not going to mention his name) has taken a leave of absence from his job at 3G Capital to go skiing at Jackson Hole, Wyoming [...]

XTROLOGY PREDICTS ROYAL WEDDING

Prince William announced his engagement to Kate Middleton today with a wedding to follow next year — JUST AS XTROLOGY PREDICTED. Here are the reasons I can make predictions like this. On July 4, 2011 William’s progressed Venus moves to zero degrees of Cancer sitting exactly on his natal Sun at zero degrees Cancer. Anytime [...]

NIECY NASH ON A ROLL?

Sunny, this one was supposed to be for you — someone with a red-hot, sizzling positive chart. But it is what it is. Niecy Nash just announced her engagement, she was just on DANCING WITH THE STARS and she is a correspondent for THE INSIDER. How much better does it get? Actually, it could get [...]

XTROLOGY TWEETS

I tweet the final Moon aspects every day on Twitter.com/Xtrology. Included are void-of-course Moons defined as nothing happens so you should avoid important events like interviews (for a job you actually want) and weddings (for a marriage you would like to have work) on those days. However, great time to mail your income taxes! Also [...]

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