WILL #BRAD DATE?

Well, it’s been a long year for #Brad Pitt. His wife, Angelina Jolie went ballistic and threw their marriage in the toilet. And you have to assume, she put up with more than she had the tolerance for and snapped. Or she’s just evil. Because when your spouse is a public person, you have to [...]

#ANGELINA LEG OF DOOM

US WEEKLY has a cover on how Angelina is setting Brad up to destroy him. Funny. I was getting that same vibe. Not so much about destroying him but about getting total custody of the children since it’s looking more and more that her goal is to move to England to work for the United [...]

#ANGIE/#BRAD NO! NOT A DIVORCE!

We all heard it. The thud of the perfect couple getting a divorce. Except no one is perfect. Isn’t that a bitch? Angelina Jolie is a Gemini to Brad’s (Pitt) Sagittarius. I don’t mind oppositions at all. They tend to fill each other out. But the downside is that they can be — opposite — [...]

#ANGELINAJOLIE BAD WEEK?

Angelina Jolie is having a bad week. But why? When Sony got hacked supposedly by the North Koreans and emails got released, she got slammed by a famous director. Then today, her new film, “Unbroken” was completely shut out by the Golden Globes. Mon dieu! Angelina is a Gemini Sun/Mercury. She also has Jupiter/Moon/Mars conjunction. [...]

#ANGELINA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

Angelina Jolie just had a double mastectomy WITHOUT HAVING CANCER. She had an expensive test ($3,000-$4,000) to see if she had the BRCA1 and BRCA2 gene. But here’s the problem. Most breast cancer is not created by these genes. And you can have these genes and never get breast cancer. So is amputation the answer? [...]

WARNING CAPRICORN MOON!

NASA Saturn I was watching KATHY this morning — a perfect Sunday morning reading the paper — when I heard a disturbing comment:  Bethenny Frankel, who just made $50 million dollars on her Skinny Girl Margaritas cries on every episode of BETHENNY EVER AFTER. We need to talk. Capricorn Moon people are never happy — [...]

XTROLOGY 2010 PREDICTIONS

XTROLOGY, the only accurate predictions: Two words: authenticity and sustainability. The United States economy will recover. President Obama will have unprecedented popularity Kim Jung-il of North Korea will die. Sarah Palin is so over. Negative ion water is the next celebrity craze. Glenn Beck has a nervous breakdown — problems at home? Lindsey Lohan is [...]

BRAD & ANGELINA

Stories abound that Brad Pitt is partying a little too much. I really hope that is not true, because by the end of this year, he will have the dreaded Mars progressed square to Neptune (rules drugs). So not only will this just be un-fun, it is filled with the potential to over-do and behave [...]

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