Oh my! Carrie Underwood fell down and let us know she had broken her wrist, but now, apparently, she has 50 stitches in her face. That’s no fun. And she’s such a pretty girl.

Carrie is a Pisces with her Mercury there. Venus and Mars are in Aries (can have complicated feelings about love) and her Moon is in Aquarius. Leo is her rising sign — the show business sign.

What really bothers me is that she currently has predictive Mars squaring her Moon. The good news is that is it more about feelings than anything else. And hopefully, this is just a scare. But it’s also your feelings if your face is ruined forever. At least she’s in that hallowed area where she’ll get the best surgeons. But as I said, she’s terrified. This is really hard to call. Let’s just send her the biggest prayers we have. I think at the very least it will be a time before this is resolved. But there is no reason, she can’t have a good result. The most important thing right now is for her to calm down (very difficult to do) and make some really good decisions.

And for the rest of us, you must understand what these aspects are capable of. It won’t happen every time, but it can happen that a scary event comes to pass. Not that Carrie could have done anything differently, but that when you get these nasty aspects, you must be on guard. I recently had predictive Mars opposition Saturn (with the addition of transiting Pluto on my natal Mars) and I was in a car accident where we were spun around and turned over two and a half times. I had been being so very careful with my car and got into someone else’s. The driver had Jupiter and was not hurt at all, and I had a lacerated liver, 8 broken bones and my lungs filled up with blood. However, I’ve completely recovered. So don’t be concerned about me. Carrie can do the same thing. But she also has to do what I did. Stay calm and look for the way out. Read the book, “When the Body Says No.” It was my inspiration — that those things are very much about how you think.

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Harvey Weinstein of the mega-powerful The Weinstein Company has been accused by several (and many more to come) women of sexual harassment. And while this behavior has been going on as long as sexual harassment itself, it’s rare for these men to get caught. But are we finally living in the time that this shit is getting shut down? Ayles? O’Reilly? Cosby? It’s a little early New Year present. It’s a little vindication for those of us that kept going — that had enough confidence to power through. And for those of you that couldn’t? Maybe now you can.

Harvey Weinstein is Pisces Sun. Most important of all is his six focal planets. (Two planets opposing with one in between squaring — at 90 degrees– both) and when they’re all square, that little holocaust happens — the cardinal one. And it’s a bitch. Is it Harvey’s fault? No. He was born with this, but it’s how he handles it that matters. It’s a challenge. Huge. But capable men get through it. Are you at the mercy of astrology? No, you’re not. You can rise above it. It’s difficult, but don’t act like you have no power.

So he didn’t even try. Weakling material. He didn’t apologize. He did seek help. He’s done. We’re not sorry. #Metoo.

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On December 21st, an important event happened for all women. Jane Fonda turned 80. Why? Because she is showing us all how to do it. I have a boyfriend who finds me intimidating at my undisclosed age. And all I can think is that he thinks I’m as together as Jane Fonda — which I am not. She sets the standard for what we all can achieve — wearing high heels? I’ve begun to think that’s over for me. Or is it?

Jane is a Sagittarius with Venus conjunct (beautiful people). Her Moon is in Leo (show business) and her rising sign is ooops Capricorn. You may remember this with Prince Harry. Jane, herself, talks about her insecurities which go along with this rising sign. As Cap rising, you are always looking for someone to see past the barriers you erect. And you live your whole life with a feeling of not being wanted. So Jane is a survivor. We can learn a lot from her. “I assumed I wouldn’t live very long and that I would die lonely and an addict of some sort” People Magazine.

The Woman’s Movement is bringing so much of this to the forefront. You’re going to see many more women elected to government positions in 2018. It’s time that we stop playing second fiddle and voice our opinions. There are some who say, we might see a lot less war with women in high positions. We can only hope. You may remember that Jane never stops getting criticized for sitting on a missile in the Vietnam War. This mis-characterization has gone on long enough. She was critical, and she had every right to voice her opinion. Maybe the picture was too much, but was the backlash to shut her and many other women up? Well, boys, we’re speaking out now. And it will be harder and harder to shut us up. Because we are doing the thing it took too long to do. We’re organizing.

Sagittarian women, of which I am one, are the mouths of the zodiac. We will say just about anything that crosses our minds. And we’re not petty or afraid. We think it. We say it. Her Mars in Aquarius and her Sun in the 11th House are the reason we’ve seen so much activism from her. Aquarius looks to helping humanity as opposed to a single person. It is the sign of the future. For many years she was the money behind her husband, Tom Hayden’s, political ambitions. Jane is not just any woman. She has stood up for herself against many odds. She’s an inspiration.

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It is interesting that the people Trump is picking to hang out with are generally bad chart people. Here’s another one: Mike Pence. We could get into the whole narcissism thing and surmise that he doesn’t want anyone in a better position than himself. He has a nose for losers (or just people who are currently in a down cycle).

Pence is a Gemini with Mercury and Moon there. Now, you’ve just got to know that he lies. Okay, not all Gemini’s lie, but all have a relationship with the truth that is different than the rest of us. And most lie. Sorry, but they do. Even if it’s harmless, they play with the truth. He doesn’t have any focal planets which usually will mean there are a ton of squares. But not so much. Venus and Mars are in the same sign which makes Mars also in Libra (since it is conjunct Venus ruled by Libra) so he is passive/aggressive. For me that combination would be enough. He says he won’t go anywhere without taking his wife. I’m curious as to how much reality lives in that concept.

Coming up for Mike Pence? He has predictive just Sun (don’t have his time) conjuncting his Uranus (a malefic planet). So can we expect to get surprised in the future? What will that combination bring? Also his predictive Venus is square his natal Sun. That usually precedes a marriage problem or in particular — cheating — at the very least unhappiness in his relationship. So this is not a particularly happy guy. How this plays out? He may turn against Trump. If I were Trump, I would definitely be on the lookout — another defector? Instead of infidelity against his wife, it could be his boss. That’s a stretch, but with astrology, you have to think out-of-the-box. There are only so many planets. They are trying to tell a story. You have to be open to the possibilities.

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Just a note about Go Daddy. Don’t. They do not look after your interests. This has happened to me too many times. I’m going to try Network Solutions. If you have a better thought, please share.


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Not a surprise to Xtrology readers that Christmas Eve LuAnn Lesseps was kicking a police officer and acting like a hot mess. Wouldn’t you like to know before marrying or dating someone what they are capable of? Will you be bailing them out of jail? Well, here’s where astrology shines. Would you have guessed that someone who is hanging on to her countess title like a life raft would be engaged in this behavior? You would if you read this blog first posted in August 2016. Here it is:

“Just home from the doctor, a nap seems in order. Half asleep, I hear, “you know” over and over on ACCESS HOLLYWOOD.” Asleep. Not asleep. The story continues ad nauseum — a continuous stream of words punctuated by, you know. Her fiance cheated, but it’s okay, you know. It’s really okay. You know we’ve worked it out. It was a long time ago, you know. The woman’s voice is insistent, persistent, demanding. I’ve fallen down a soap opera hole. It’s a never ending monologue with no real point, but this woman, who is LuAnn de Lesseps of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK, is on a mission for us to understand that she and this questionable man are going to get married.

LuAnn is a Taurus Sun/Mercury. But whoa! She has seven focal planets (two planets oppose and the focal planet squares both). That’s as many as I’ve ever seen anyone have. It’s remarkable in its ability to keep it’s owner completely off kilter. It’s a monstrous task holding your life together when you are being pulled in so many directions. You’ve got to give her that. She doesn’t seem Charlie Sheen crazy. But you also have to wonder.

So a little summary on focal planets: Sun makes you feel like the center of the Universe, Venus makes you feel unloved and unlovable, Moon make you super seriously sensitive, Mars and you’re a bulldozer who insists on having your way, Jupiter and you like to be part of an identifiable group, Saturn and your ambition is huge, Uranus makes you like it unusual and Pluto creates an atmosphere of right and wrong according to you. They all are needs that must be met. Every day. Every second.

The future for LuAnn and us having to hear more of this drivel is quite bright. Not having her time, I’m guessing her aspect has already come in — predictive Mars trine natal Jupiter. So, yes, it’s the big one. I just wish it required a little more humility and less brainless chatter. So congratulations to her. This marriage or what she wants to get out of it has a chance. Most likely all that nonsense is just a plot line, you know.”

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Well, it’s been a long year for #Brad Pitt. His wife, Angelina Jolie went ballistic and threw their marriage in the toilet. And you have to assume, she put up with more than she had the tolerance for and snapped. Or she’s just evil. Because when your spouse is a public person, you have to know you’re hurting his career. But Brad, being Brad, pulled it together and did an amazing job of surviving the worst. That’s why we like him. He has man poise.

He confessed to GQ Style that he had been a raging drunk for years. There have always been rumors about Brad and his pot smoking. And again, Brad being Brad, he just charms his way out of the trouble surrounding it. But, Girls, aren’t these the guys we need to watch — the charmers — the bad boys.

So everyone wants to know if Brad will be dating — what’s the next step? I can tell you this. Brad’s mad. His predictive Mars has moved to conjunct his predictive Sun. He’s in no mood to find another woman who could betray him. His predictive Venus is currently square to his nodes — which are always karmic. So this little spat with Angie is from another life. They’ve done this dance before. And with predictive Mercury (your reputation) inconjunct Pluto, he’s getting off pretty easy. Yes, it’s hurt him, but he isn’t going down over it. Currently he has a predictive Moon return (Moon on Moon) so he’s reflective. And in no hurry. His kids are his priority.

Bottom line: Brad’s got a lot of growing up to do. He has to decide if this drug-induced lifestyle is what he really wants, because it will always threaten his relationship with his kids. But can he put them first? It isn’t all astrology. You have free will. Astrology only tells you what you will be inclined to do. You have the final say.

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Janet Jackson recently had a baby at the age of 50. And to add to the drama, she’s left the baby’s daddy. He “allowed” her to take the little one on tour, but now he wants custody. And, of course, he’s rich. How’s that going to go?

Janet is a Taurus with her Mars and Mercury there. Taurus is the money sign and also known to be stubborn — like stuck in concrete. So she’s not planning on losing her baby to the baby daddy. What I love, and I’ve said it before, is her Scorpio rising. I know too many of these people. To give you a recent example of mine, a very close friend I’ve known for 15 years called me the other day and told me she wishes my boyfriends would die. No argument. No nothing. She was having a mood. Scorpio rising. They are vicious when activated. All Scorpios are angry. Born angry.

Janet’s Moon and Venus are in Aries, known for its selfishness and anger because it is ruled by Mars. Before Pluto was discovered, Scorpio was ruled by Mars. Get my drift?.

Currently Janet has predictive Mars square Saturn. Not a winner. She is, however, one of the lucky people that had a twelve year Jupiter. It’s just that it’s been over for a year. Twelve years before that life was her oyster. She also has Sun trine Moon and predictive Venus sextile Venus. Sorry but the positive doesn’t outweigh the negative — unless it’s Jupiter. And right now predictive Jupiter is square her predictive Venus. Two squares and you’re cooked. It will be a trying time. This is when you get humble and run away from a fight (because you have an excellent chance of losing).

Little Miss Janet is going to get a dose of what most of us live with. Life is difficult. We know for sure is that a battle is about to begin. And this time, Janet has no magic weapons. Being Janet is not enough this time. We all get Jupiter, but sometimes it’s better than others.

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The girls on THE TALK were dissecting Matt Lauer’s firing today for inappropriate conduct, etc. Many said how good a friend he had been. I’ve been around these guys and let me say this is fake news. Yes, he may seem nice, but the real person isn’t nice at all. When you get to know one of these guys personally, it’s another thing altogether. So I say bah humbug. He’s an asshole all the way with the ability to snow you and anyone else he choses. He cannot keep it together in close interpersonal relationships. All people with personality disorders have two qualities: They are inconsistent and self destructive. A magnificent career in shatters.

Matt is a Capricorn. It starts there. Capricorn is a difficult sign in so many ways. They aren’t born nice especially the men. They are ambitious to a fault. In so many ways, they aren’t civilized. Yes, of course, they can act that way, but inside not so much. There are always the exceptions. But they are exceptions. His Sun as a focal planet lends the element of narcissism and his Neptune gives him a delicate inner ego structure. So to cope he needs outside assurance that he is all that. Truly by himself, without all the fanfare, he doesn’t know who he is and he handles it with no grace. This is not a nice person.

I don’t know what Ann Curry did to him, but I can surmise she was not sufficiently differential. He currently has predictive Mercury (his reputation) square his natal Mars (rough ride). Payback is a bitch.

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For those of you that read my blog, you know that I predicted for Hillary and Trump that their reputations would take a massive hit if they ran for president. Each had Mercury in a negative aspect, and it can ruin your social standing — sometimes without you doing anything. But, obviously, the last thing you should do is invite criticism.

I read an article yesterday that really stopped me in my tracks where it was reported that Bill Clinton hates Hillary’s book. He thinks it’s a massive excuse for why she lost — taking no credit herself. He supposedly threw it in the trash after he marked it up and she ignored him. He also thought the title, WHAT HAPPENED, would lead to people to say “you lost.” Right? And he told her to campaign in the rust belt states (the critical states that caused her to lose electoral votes) and she refused. I believe this because these two people are square to each other — Leo and Scorpio. It hits the fan eventually.

Today Jeff Sessions, the the Attorney General, is considering going after her for the Clinton Foundation and selling a uranium company to Russia. My first thought was that she should have bowed out and made herself scarce — not write a book that drew attention to her. She lost. Excuses are sad. We all have an opinion as to what happened, and Hillary is vulnerable. I would have told her to disappear. This administration is hostile to you and your chart says your reputation is vulnerable. Lay low.

The fatal aspect predictive Mercury square Neptune is all but over. However the predictive Sun is also squaring her Mercury for a little longer and predictive Venus is inconjuncting Mars/Pluto. Just say no, Hillary. Your ego is showing, and it is not a pretty sight.

Donald Trump is meant to be president. The Universe is never wrong. This is us getting spanked for all the lapses in judgment and our endless elitism. If we get away from the blame, which does us no good now, we can concentrate on getting back to being the people we are proud to be. And if we stay stuck on the pettiness, can it actually get worse? Because who thought we’d ever get here?

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I’m hearing rumours that the Trump Administration is considering “firing” Robert Mueller the special counsel looking into the Trump Administration. And I’m wondering what is going on in Mueller’s chart. Can he survive the fortunate Jupiter aspect that Donald Trump is enjoying? Or is his chart too weak to overcome it?

I still give in to the temptation to think in terms of right and wrong. But if you want to know how so much wrong happens, it’s astrology. If the timing is wrong, it doesn’t matter if you’re right. But is there a level of wrong that nothing can prevail against? Normally, a person in positive Jupiter doesn’t do wrong because things are going their way. But the Universe lately is upside down. As a society we’re allowing many wrong things to take place without any check. We’re letting go of our values in favor of hatred and revenge. Understandable? Yes. But will nothing stop it?

Robert Mueller is a Leo with Pluto and Venus there. Pluto next to your Sun adds the element of Scorpio and a need for power and control. We don’t have his time so we don’t know his houses. His Moon is in the kind and compassionate sign of Pisces. And he doesn’t have any focal planets. But remember that Leo likes to win. They have a massive ego to feed. This man is not planning on losing. And let’s face it, Trump is a real estate thug from Queens. There is virtually no chance he hasn’t done something wrong.

So let’s look at what is going on in Mueller’s chart. He had the same Jupiter Trump has not that long ago. Currently he has predictive Sun/Mercury sextile natal Venus. Very positive. And he would still be in Jupiter if a bad aspect had not replaced it as predictive Venus did by squaring natal Venus. So he doesn’t have that protection any longer.

In theory, Trump should win against anyone (except someone else that has his aspect), but here’s my question. Does it matter that he is clearly wrong? Are there any limits as to how Jupiter will protect? My experience has been no — as much as I would like to report that there are methods for dealing with this. So I guess I’m saying if Trump decides to go against Mueller, Trump will win.

We have a lot more Trump in our future. And if that doesn’t suit you, vote!!!

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