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Justin, Justin, Justin. We need to talk. I get the urge to get away from Selena and the drugs. I get the utter desperation that is currently your life. I get picking a girl from a religious family hoping that will rub off and you’ll be back to your roots. But that’s not how it works. How many times have we been told that the other person doesn’t fix you. If Justin was brought up in such, and he was, a religious family, huh Patty? why is it letting him down down now? Shouldn’t he be asking God for help and not, I can hardly say this without laughing, Hailey Baldwin?

This marriage is doomed from every point of view. But let’s start with astrology. Justin is a Pisces, the sign associated with a proclivity for drugs. Hailey is a Sagittarius. They are square in the Universe. Square is coming from two very different perspectives that don’t speak the same language and consequently don’t really like each other all that much. And definitely don’t get along on a long term basis. Yes, you can be friends with a square, but do not marry one.

Also there is no love in Justin’s chart. Exactly the opposite. Venus square (there it is again) Neptune (drugs, delusion). He’s on yet another drug. Another kind of drug. Hailey has Venus sextile Neptune. She’s in love. They don’t belong together and he isn’t in love with her. He’s looking for her to save him, and she doesn’t know how to save herself. Don’t you just wish.

We all fantasize about a celebrity falling for us, but here is what happens most of the time. Fairy tales are called that for a reason. You don’t look for people for convenience. She’s a pretty girl. I hope this doesn’t ruin her. As for Justin, I’ve given him advice before. I told him to go to college. He didn’t listen.

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I had a little girl show up yesterday who was training for the Olympics and a victim of Larry Nassar. How do these young women navigate what so many adult woman cannot and should not. The adults are falling apart over sexual harassment, and children continue — not without legendary suffering, however. But, seriously, how do they do it?

I’m one of the people who believe we will be a matriarchy in the future and I thought it was depressing to think that woman would run the world. It’s not the natural order. And it would screw up everything especially from a sexual perspective. But now after listening to the above story and reading Linda Bloodworth Thompson’s account of Les Moonves in “Celebitchy.” I’m done. Women are taking over and we cannot do a worse job.

Julie Chen was another of my girl crushes, I have a few, and they are always woman who are super classy. I almost cannot look at her now. I assume her career along with that of her pariah husband, Les Moonves, is dead. They are enormously wealthy. Isn’t that the reward for that kind of behavior? And like so many other people I am reading on the blogs, don’t tell me she didn’t know and isn’t complicit.

The puzzles are coming together. We’re realizing the wealth and power that we’re all so jealous of has a price and it’s your soul. So if you’re sitting in your little office or house and just scraping by, well, let me ask you. Do you want to be part of what these people stand for? The answer is no because you’re not. You haven’t sold out. And you could have. We all could have, but some of us didn’t. We haven’t indirectly or directly hurt another woman (or man) to get ahead. We didn’t marry a monster.

Speaking of which: Les Moonves is a triple Libra with Sun/Neptune/Mercury there. He also has the dreaded (you could even say evil) 6-headed focal planet configuration which is the result of a Grand Square. Sun, he truly believes the Universe revolves around him, Neptune, what he believes should be considered by everyone as truth, Mercury, verbally abusive, Jupiter, a need to acquire wealth, Venus, nobody really loves me so why should I care about anyone else, and Uranus, I have no friends, because I’m larger than that. Friends are tools.

If you think for one minute that Julie Chen didn’t suffer with every breath she took to look like she “had it all,” you couldn’t be more mistaken. This is pay for hire. And she’s not the only woman being outed. There’s Weinstein’s wife, Charlie Rose’s, Matt Lauer. These women in their own way abused other women. From carrying handbags worth thousands of dollars to literally turning their heads. Let’s speak the truth. Woman are abusing other woman. I’m mad. Be mad with me. If you relate to what I am saying, send a copy of this blog to a friend. Don’t let this movement for justice end. It’s just getting started. We have a long way to go.

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I’ve watched “Shameless” from the beginning. I’ve never understood my attraction to it except that it is so well done and the acting makes one really appreciate good actors. Love, love, love Bill Macy, well, all of them really. But especially Fiona who keeps this south Philly family together.

Emmy Rossum is a Virgo with Mercury there. Most notably she has Moon, Mars and Neptune conjunct in Capricorn. So here’s that Moon in Cap again. But hers is toned down with the strong influence of Aries (ruler of Mars) and Pisces (ruler of Neptune). Her focal planets are Saturn (ambition and she has Mars in Capricorn also) and Uranus. This answers one of my biggest questions. Why go from Broadway, “The Phantom of the Opera” to peeing on camera? She’s eclectic. She’s unusual. She’s a risk taker. And it’s really paid off in the body of her work and the respect of the industry.

However, this would not be the time to expand that portfolio. And there’s no way of knowing this unless you have your chart done. Seriously. She doesn’t know that her future hold two Mars squares. Predictive Mars will square her natal Venus (not so good for marriages. Often indicates cheating) and natal Pluto (just earth shattering. Could be a death or just the death of the way you are thinking). The most important consideration here is that changes are in the air. And because these are negative aspects, it’s not good. And you can prepare for this. You can bullet proof yourself, but first you need to know it’s coming. So I hope Emmy reads this. I will put it on her Twitter account. And just sending her the best most positive energy to deal with it. It’s a bump in the road, but possibly the worst one she will ever have. We all get them. Still, not fun.

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Denise Richards, former wife of Charlie Sheen and mother of two of his children, is joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. My question is how much did she know about Charlie Sheen before marrying him? Because it has come to light that Charlie has been up to some highly questionable sexual activities. Looking for a picture of Denise – all I can find are porno quality nudes. Normally quiet, Denise escapes having to answer for her choices. She probably identifies mostly as a mom (hasn’t she taken care of Charlie’s other children?) since her career is lackluster. Are they going to eat her alive on RHOBH?

Maybe not. Denise is an Aquarius with Mercury there. But in the tradition of so many celebrities, her natal Moon is, in its fall, in Scorpio. The sexual inclinations are exaggerated here which is why she may have gravitated to Hollywood — sexy town that it is.

I’ve had a revelation about Scorpio recently. And I would like to get opinions on this. They are jealous. And not jealous in the normal sense of the word, jealous in that they want to make you jealous. And if you are not, it backfires big time on them. Negative qualities by nature should not work for the person who has them.

A recent example is Ben Affleck. Isn’t it possible all the stunts he is up to are to make Jennifer Garner jealous? I can totally see that. And the more she resists and stands strong, the further he falls. Could that be Scorpio’s real weakness? The need to punish. The obsessive need to punish.

Denise has just been through some truly horrifying aspects even though we have heard nothing. Her predictive Mars squared her predictive Sun and her natal Uranus. Scary. All while conjuncting natal Venus. But over. Now she has that same Sun sextiling Mercury and trining Mars. So she made it through it. But it will be interesting to watch and see how much of her history shows up in her new show. Actually I will be looking for any of Denise’s true personality showing up. She is very secretive. But possibly currently quite desperate. Are the effects of her negative aspects over or is she still suffering? Curious.

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This is serious and no joke for a guy that hardly knows how to take a joke.

Ben Affleck is a Leo Sun. (See “Ben and Jen Rumors True?”) But the fun stops there. He has Cancer rising. All the negative signs are difficult as rising signs because that’s where the negativity comes in. I find that Cancer rising always thinks their life is not as good as everyone else’s. Yes, I said that. Ben has a Scorpio Moon which really is just another way of saying PERSONALITY DISORDER. Not really. But really. And Mars is his focal sign — all about his way. No picnic here.

But wait. I have a warning for Mr. Affleck. And this is as serious as a heart attack. Actually I shouldn’t say that. It’s not a joke. By the first of the year he will have his predictive Mars sitting on natal and predictive Pluto. Two evil planets: Predictive Mars and Pluto, Pluto, Pluto. (Not in a good aspect, but definitely in a bad one.) And at the same time (when Mars changes signs), he will also have Mars square Jupiter. This guy needs a heads up. He thinks his life sucks. No, that was a warm up for what is to come. All that good fortune he has experienced will go up in smoke. This is a completely clueless guy walking into a shit storm. You treat your life like you’re above it all, and life has a nasty way of proving you wrong.

And that tattoo! How high were you?

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Does anyone remember what it takes to raise a child? Does anyone think that is easy? Or inexpensive? And didn’t she turn out to be a lovely girl? He must have done something right. Why is Thomas Markle getting slaughtered by the media? How would you feel if your daughter won the lottery and did not include you? Or would rather not want know you now that her life has changed for the better? Is he acting so badly? Do we only identify with the princess and not with the person left behind?

Thomas Markle is a Cancer — the most sensitive of the signs with a strong emphasis on family — the house that it rules. His Moon is also in Cancer and conjunct Saturn which is like having your Moon in Capricorn. Okay, Moon in Capricorn. This is why we look at astrology charts. Because now I’m like that’s a cranky and unpleasant Moon but also an extremely charming one. Am I being fooled? Because yeah, I think I am. There’s more here than I can see. I have Capricorn Moon friends and, you need to keep your eye on them. I know this is a big blanket statement, but they can turn on a dime. So his relationship with Meghan is complicated — more than one can determine with an astrology chart.

Thomas Markel currently has his predictive Sun square his natal Moon so he is in a lot of emotional pain. He is human. He has feelings. And he is her father. But no one but them knows exactly what has transpired. Possibly this is payback. All I’m sure of is that he is suffering despite all his bravado.

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She’s fabulous, she’s talented, and she’s super rich. But Serena Williams is being used by a man and that would be her new husband, Alexis Ohanian. How do I know? It’s in her astrology. It’s always there. Never ever get married without an astrology reading. Because this could happen.

I’m looking at Serena’s chart and nothing too bad is going on. However her progressed Moon is squaring her huge stellium in Libra — her Sun, Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto and Mercury. It’s just the PMoon which lasts 2 1/2 months, but times 5 — so it’s not your usual Moon aspect. Serena’s depressed. Yes, the baby is making her happy, but something else is not. And what would that be?

Her new husband is Alexis Ohanian, co-founder of Reddit, has a chart that does not indicate marriage. Not at all. People with this chart just would not be in the mood for fun and games. He has progressed Mars recently having conjuncted his Sun. This aspect indicates people that are going through a major ego crisis. And it is my understanding Reddit is having some serious problems. But that’s not all, also he has progressed Mars opposition Uranus and Jupiter. Now that’s three super-serious aspects that mean no kidding around, problems here. Would he be thinking love and marriage and children or would he be thinking, how do I get myself out of this? You know which one.

I know that Serena and Alexis have an air-tight pre-nup, but that doesn’t mean she can’t choose to invest in his flagging company. Or just that he hopes that she will. Is he out of options? Is this marriage for love? I am very concerned for Serena. And want my opinion? She’s concerned too. That’s why she didn’t win Wimbledon. That’s why her tennis is suffering.

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This is a good one. We’re all feeling like this great girl, Demi Lovato, is in trouble and we wish her the best. She is not in trouble. She may have overdosed, but the severity of this (who stays in the hospital for an overdose?) is highly exaggerated. Her whole identity is that she is the sober singer struggling with addiction. Nope.

I get the fact that to stay relevant in Hollywood, you have to have a hook. Well, this is hers. When I ran her chart to see what was going on, I was expecting the worst. No, not at all. I’m very surprised she would have a drug overdose in this period. And maybe she did, but the outlets that won’t leave her alone — she has publicists working overtime. If you’re using her as your inspiration to stay sober, pick someone who isn’t lying about some or all of it.

Demi is a Leo, the sign of show business. Her Mercury, same place. Her Moon is in the sign of Taurus where it is exalted. Her Venus in Mercury and Mars in Gemini. She does have a Grand Square and they are difficult with five planets there. She’s egotistical, ambitious, sensitive, verbally abusive and all about right and wrong. Verbally abusive? Does that surprise you? It does me. And Wilmer Valderrama how does he fit in?

Currently she is just recovering from a very, super positive Jupiter period and getting ready to go into another. And this overdose thing is publicity regardless of what portion of it is true. And it’s going to work. Prepare to buy her next album or song. Sober? She’s playing you.

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Oh, I’m loving this. The handwriting is on the wall. Speaking of hands, I cut the end of one of my fingers and it’s still difficult to type. Anyway they’re going to do a spin-off of “Roseanne” called “The Conners.” The lead apparently has a swift death And if you watched the finale, Roseanne was having surgery on her knee. Very convenient.

Did anyone but me notice that Darlene (Sara Gilbert) was very prominent in the last episodes? She is one of the producers of the show and apparently it was her idea to resurrect it. Too much Darlene for me. And didn’t we all think that Darlene was gay? The new Darlene came home with two children. Again, I’m thinking to keep the focus on her — and her family. But it doesn’t suit her. She’s not much of an actress, and it shows when she is actually acting. But who cares what I think? What does her astrology chart say?

Tom Arnold gave an interesting interpretation of what went down with Roseanne. He was married to her. He thought that she killed the show because she was not the center of attention — Sara was — since she is producing and the storylines favored her. If you know anyone mentally ill (Roseanne has admitted to being bi-polar) they just mess with everything. It is very hard to keep happiness in your life when dealing someone challenged in this area. They handle their anxiety by being destructive.

Sara currently has predictive Mars sitting on her natal Sun. So she is going to cause friction in a big way. I would bet that Scorpio Roseanne and Aquarius Sara didn’t get along. Those two signs are square and annoy each other. Plus Sara has every chance of attracting violent interaction at this time. I looked at Roseanne’s chart before the show began and decided there wasn’t enough to write a blog on and not enough to destroy the show (because believe it or not, it was mentioned before the show started). It is my opinion, Sara took down Roseanne by tripping off Roseanne’s health issues. And Sara isn’t sorry. She can barely keep from smiling. Sara had to put up with a boss she clearly didn’t like all those years and she has wrestled the show away from her and pretty much destroyed her in the process. Watching this show go on without her, Roseanne will have another breakdown — most likely.

Sara is sneaky Cancer rising. This is a very difficult rising sign with so many challenges. And one of the big ones is being jealous of lives other than your own. The cold Aquarians are the ones with Venus also in Aquarius like Sara. Pluto is her focal planet i.e. revenge.

So the question is, will the new show work? There are a lot of charts (a lot of people) involved, but if Sara takes over the storylines and keeps the focus on herself (the worst thing she could do), it will fail. The definition of Mars conjunct the Sun is your ego takes a hit — a really super hit that will be difficult to recover from. If Sara is feeling like she won. That would only feed into the negativity of this aspect. It won’t let her win. If she has some humility? No, I say she doesn’t have any.

Here is what I would have advised Sara. Keep Roseanne (I know she didn’t fire her, but…) and let Roseanne be a racist and deal with it on the show. We keep pushing racism into the closet when we need to force this ugliness into the open and deal with it. Let it hurt her granddaughter (on the show). Let people see just how much pain is involved — how many people’s lives have been destroyed and continue to be destroyed.

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UPDATE: 10/11/18 Daily Mail quotes, “What we’ve discovered is that people want Roseanne – they don’t want the family by themselves…” The debut of The Conners is next week. “What we’re expecting is for there to be some tune in so fans can actually learn how Roseanne departs, but from there the worry is the ratings will freefall. And should The Conners flop, Channing and her team will have many questions to answer. The network fears they have upset viewers by firing Barr.” By the way Channing is a black woman. Was firing Roseanne a personal vendetta? Was it because Roseanne’s comments were about a black woman, Valerie Jarrett, and not about the good of the company she works for?


Roseanne, the show, that just had a reboot to uproarious ratings, just got cancelled. Over what? Well, Roseanne on her personal twitter made a comment, “muslim brotherhood and planet of the apes just had a baby=VF” — meaning Valerie Jarret. Are you offended enough to cancel an entire show and put hundreds of people out of work — not to mention those of us that liked to watch it? While it is tone deaf and way out-of-line and especially not funny, did anyone ask Valerie how she felt. Because, for me, it was so silly, I wouldn’t have given it much thought. People on Twitter are haters. I would have blown it off.

Roseanne has in her chart predictive Mercury square Venus. I had looked at this prior because I believe I heard there was tension on the set. But I decided it wasn’t bad enough to warrant the whole show getting cancelled. My mistake. I’m still a little shocked. Are you?

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