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Justin, Justin, Justin. We need to talk. I get the urge to get away from Selena and the drugs. I get the utter desperation that is currently your life. I get picking a girl from a religious family hoping that will rub off and you’ll be back to your roots. But that’s not how it works. How many times have we been told that the other person doesn’t fix you. If Justin was brought up in such, and he was, a religious family, huh Patty? why is it letting him down down now? Shouldn’t he be asking God for help and not, I can hardly say this without laughing, Hailey Baldwin?

This marriage is doomed from every point of view. But let’s start with astrology. Justin is a Pisces, the sign associated with a proclivity for drugs. Hailey is a Sagittarius. They are square in the Universe. Square is coming from two very different perspectives that don’t speak the same language and consequently don’t really like each other all that much. And definitely don’t get along on a long term basis. Yes, you can be friends with a square, but do not marry one.

Also there is no love in Justin’s chart. Exactly the opposite. Venus square (there it is again) Neptune (drugs, delusion). He’s on yet another drug. Another kind of drug. Hailey has Venus sextile Neptune. She’s in love. They don’t belong together and he isn’t in love with her. He’s looking for her to save him, and she doesn’t know how to save herself. Don’t you just wish.

We all fantasize about a celebrity falling for us, but here is what happens most of the time. Fairy tales are called that for a reason. You don’t look for people for convenience. She’s a pretty girl. I hope this doesn’t ruin her. As for Justin, I’ve given him advice before. I told him to go to college. He didn’t listen.

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