This is serious and no joke for a guy that hardly knows how to take a joke.

Ben Affleck is a Leo Sun. (See “Ben and Jen Rumors True?”) But the fun stops there. He has Cancer rising. All the negative signs are difficult as rising signs because that’s where the negativity comes in. I find that Cancer rising always thinks their life is not as good as everyone else’s. Yes, I said that. Ben has a Scorpio Moon which really is just another way of saying PERSONALITY DISORDER. Not really. But really. And Mars is his focal sign — all about his way. No picnic here.

But wait. I have a warning for Mr. Affleck. And this is as serious as a heart attack. Actually I shouldn’t say that. It’s not a joke. By the first of the year he will have his predictive Mars sitting on natal and predictive Pluto. Two evil planets: Predictive Mars and Pluto, Pluto, Pluto. (Not in a good aspect, but definitely in a bad one.) And at the same time (when Mars changes signs), he will also have Mars square Jupiter. This guy needs a heads up. He thinks his life sucks. No, that was a warm up for what is to come. All that good fortune he has experienced will go up in smoke. This is a completely clueless guy walking into a shit storm. You treat your life like you’re above it all, and life has a nasty way of proving you wrong.

And that tattoo! How high were you?

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