I was reading an excerpt from “The National Enquirer” about Jessica Simpson. It made me recall a blog I did about her January 12, 2013 where I suggest strongly that she had some terrible astrology aspects. Here’s the article:
Whoa! This is a negative chart. How on earth will this play out? Has anyone ever dodged a bullet this big? I’ve never seen it. Negative aspects produce negative events. Jessica Simpson should fasten her seatbelt.
This is a sensitive, family-oriented Cancer girl. Mercury conjunct her Sun. Her Moon in Gemini (smart) conjunct Venus, (cold and untrusting) (neither of these feeling planets is particularly happy with chilly and analytical Gemini). Mars in Virgo, very precise. Mutable Jupiter is a focal planet. You would normally expect her to be the member of a cult rather than becoming her own cult, but somewhere in there is a culture she identifies with. Mutable Saturn also a focal planet. No surprise here, she’s ambitious. And focal planet Mutable Mars? She’s a bulldozer. None of this particularly bad. A little hedging on the truth at times — Neptune opposition Moon. But I’m a fan.
A lot of good fortune has been given to Jessica. So what happens when the Universe hands her a tricky hand? Lets start with predictive Mars square natal Sun/Mercury. The worst of the predictive aspects. It usually has a very negative effect on your sense of self — your ego. Also with Mercury also involved, bad publicity. There’s been a little of that with the Weight Watcher’s ads. Not that much, though. Mars is the shredder. Also predictive Mars conjunct Pluto. Three predictive Mars aspects? I would be in the closet crying.
Coming (another year) is predictive Sun square Uranus. It’s going to be a big surprise. And sitting on her Nodes? Karma. No reason at all to think it’s positive. Is the Universe waiting for the big package. Not usually. And I do believe I have her correct chart. Houses involved? The 1st (herself), the 3rd (communications, brother & sisters, short trips), the 4th (family), the 12th (secrets, karma). There is that little rumor about her father being gay. Is her empire crumbling from the inside out? Given the extreme negativity of these aspects, I would be concerned someone is going to die. Transiting Pluto is not in orb yet of an opposition to her Sun. But it will be in a little more than a year.
My advice to all around her? Behave. Dangerous behavior is ill-advised at this time. If Jessica can out-maneuver this, we all need to drink HER Kool Aid.
Here’s what the Enquirer had to say:
Physically, Jess is struggling and close to having a full-on breakdown! Her support system is falling apart too, because she’s on the outs with her parents and her sister, and constantly fighting with Eric,” said a Simpson family insider. Even Jessica’s children 2-year daughter, Maxwell, and 1-year-old son, Ace are suffering, explained the source.
Jessica relies on the prescription drug Adderall to keep her weight at a rail-thin 92 pounds, according to reports. Even though sources close to Jessica insister it’s “not true” that she swashes the two substances, other insiders suggested she routinely guzzles alcohol, including her favorite hard liquor, Scotch.
Jess has weird fits and tantrums,” the source said. “One minute she’ll be staring off in to space like a zombie, and the next she’ll jump up and start screaming, ranting and raving about how screwed up and dysfunctional her family is I’ve seen Jess go from sobbing and crying, to laughing hysterically in the span of 15 minutes. Her moods are unpredictable and scary.
I don’t believe everything in “The National Enquirer, but I do believe Xtrology. So, yes, something along these lines should be happening. Jess has currently predictive Sun square natal Uranus — very unpredictable and negative energy, predictive Mars square natal Mercury — your reputation getting ruined on some level and her predictive Sun sitting on her nodes — the Universe says it’s payback time.
No one is so special or rich that they don’t get the same nasty aspects as the rest of us. But my heart goes out to her. These are not easy times.
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