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Joan Rivers recently left us for a better place and left her hugely successful show, “Fashion Police” without a host. There’s talk the show won’t continue. It’s Hollywood. The show goes on.

Chelsea Handler must be reeling from her decision to leave “E” now that this juicy spot is opening. Her new show on Netflix doesn’t start until 2016 with only a few specials between now and then. Twelve lucky years of Jupiter is over (she gets still another Jupiter period in March 2015), but right now she’s kicking herself. I first noticed Chelsea when she did one-liners for “E” biographies. She hasn’t been that funny since. With “Fashion Police,” she would have been back in her element although she’ll say she didn’t want it.

Kathy Griffin seems to be making a huge bid to take Joan’s spot. She’s everywhere bemoaning Joan’s fate. Astrologically, she’s in the perfect position with predictive Mercury conjunct her natal Jupiter. Kathy is a Scorpio with Neptune/Mercury conjunct. Add to that Scorpio rising and you cannot overlook a need for control. She’s a powerhouse, but might just put off her co-stars, because there’s not a lot of “co” in her need to be a star.

I like Margaret Cho, a Sagittarius with Sagittarius rising. She rivals Joan in her ability to scorch the earth. However, the timing’s off for her.

Sandra Bernhard is born two days from Joan’s birthday so both are Gemini. And she has Joan’s Sagittarius Moon and acid tongue. And she, like Kathy, is in the favorable Jupiter period with her predictive Jupiter conjunct her predictive Sun and Mercury. The show would succeed with her energy.

Out of the people I’ve looked at, I would pick Sandra. But Kathy would be fine, too. Let’s see what “E” and Melissa Rivers, Joan’s daughter and the producer of the show, come up with. And you, any thoughts?

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This one is easy. These two girls are different on so many levels.

Taylor is Sagittarius with her Moon in Cancer, it’s ruler. She has a Capricorn stellium (much like Brad Pitt also a Sadge). No focal planets. Her goals are simple. Not ruthless or cunning in the conventional sense.

Katy Perry is a Scorpio with five planets (including her Moon in its detriment) and her nodes there. Also no focal planets Holy Cow! This girl is deep and passionate. But come on. Don’t mess with anyone highly Scorpio. They take no prisoners.

Katy’s still in that magical Jupiter period while Taylor has predictive Sun conjunct Saturn so her “all that” world has slowed a bit. But still she’s holding her own in this feud. Katy can be brilliant and toxic at the same time. She eats men for lunch. Taylor is much more the viewer — taking life in and digesting it slowly. Both have jammed up planets within a few houses. So each is FOCUSED. Taylor’s predictive Mercury is sextile her natal Venus. Look for her to actually fall in love. And if she doesn’t? What’s up with that?

This is simply the case of two people from opposite female emotional worlds. And the reason it’s sometimes hard to like woman. They’re both successful. What the hey?

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We’re all holding our breath waiting for the marriage between super- movie star George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, lawyer, human rights activist. That would The George Clooney who has said marriage is just not for him. Is there a special time when these die hard bachelors are vulnerable? Why, yes there is. Read on.

George is Taurus, so stubborn we, in astrology, call it fixed. Mercury conjunct. His Mars is in the entertainment sign, Leo. Venus is in adventurous Aries. His Moon is in the difficult sign of Capricorn where, in its detriment, it operates badly. These men tend to marry up as women are their downfall. (Another example is Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Joile.) They’re looking for the woman who can eat them alive. Add to that five focal planets (one or more planet squared by two or more opposing planets) and he is trouble — seems nice — trouble behind the scenes.

Amul is Aquarius. She is one of the two signs square to him. Never, and I do mean never, are these marriages entered into for the right reasons — that being you can’t imagine your life without this person. Square (90 degree) energy is like fingernails on a chalkboard, literally. It’s not the big things.  The little things will get on your one last nerve always, eventually.

She also has her Venus in the sign of Aquarius. I know this combo well. I adore Aquarius. But when Venus is also in that sign you run into really chilly people. They can freeze you out like a Sub Zero. Her Moon is in Sagittarius so she can also speak her mind, do the dirty deed and walk away. Her one focal planet is Uranus — which is more Aquarius and more ability to shut down her feelings. Well done, George.

George currently has predictive Venus conjunct Mercury so he hit one of the few times in his life he is vulnerable to love thoughts. Amal has predictive Venus conjunct predictive Mercury. How cute! They both believe they’ve found the one who fulfills the reason they want to get married — however incompatible they really are.

An interesting predictive aspect for George is a Yod, often called the Finger of Fate (one or more planet inconjuncted by two or more sextiling planets). In George’s case, it is Jupiter. I’m not incredibly familiar with this aspect, but here is what Bil Tierney says about it, “His expectations almost always fall short of their promised potential and usually because he tends to…over reach… a period in his life where he is ready to drop a former belief or long-held ideology. Tolerance will be required…(a pilgrimage of sorts)…with fateful consequences brought upon by… own self-aggrandizement.” Aren’t we surprised by how public George has allowed this to be — with a VOGUE cover on its way?

I also predict this union will produce a child since both of them have a positive Venus aspect. This child will be loved. And it could be the ulterior motive behind George’s change of mind.

So, yes, this should go forward and look like a spectacular match. But, no, it will not last.

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No water signs except her Pluto. She’s not that sensitive. Don’t go to her when you have a problem. It’s not like gentle Pisces. Quite the opposite. Joan Rivers is a Gemini with Mercury and Venus in these cool air signs. Three planets in Virgo (in her Sixth — workaholic) square all her Gemini planets and her Sagittarius Moon giving her three focal planets:  Mars the bulldozer, Jupiter the cultist, and Neptune seeing things however you please.

The biting, what some people call, wit. That would be her Sagittarius Moon — cuts all the way with no mercy. And intelligence? She has an abundance of that. Great memory, too.

Today, the real question is, is she going to die? Nope. Not today. Transiting Saturn is conjunct Mars trining her natal Pluto. And her predictive Moon is square the Sun (the shortest of the predictive aspects). It’s not enough to kill the old bag. I say that in her honor!

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UPDATE:  Joan Rivers died on September 4th. And, yes, I was wrong. Possibly I didn’t take her age enough into consideration. Is there any chance this isn’t her birthday? Could she have wanted this ending? Possibly more will come out. But let me say, rest in peace, Joan. Wish I had been correct.

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I have a client/friend who is all up into Magi Astrology. But I didn’t have time to thoroughly check it out — until today when I noticed it on, Robert Camp’s site for his book, “Destiny Cards.” I  know his system of prediction as Sacred Symbols dating back to the Egyptian period. And I use it in addition to astrology because it definitely has merit.  Robert Camp has written the definitive book. I totally recommend it. However, I also noticed some affiliation with Magi Astrology on his site. I do not know what  the connection is to him, but it made me curious if this system of prediction works.

Magi brags they are “the world’s largest and wealthiest astrological organization.” Their example to prove their theory is the night Monica Lewinsky first had sexual contact with Bill Clinton, the President of the United States, at the time. Magi Astrology has some cute terminology that I wish I had thought of. But here’s the problem. According to them, Monica was in a double Cinderella period that night. Didn’t Cinderella live happily ever after?

Monica is a Leo with Venus also in Leo and two natal focal planets (a square planet to two opposing planets) her Moon in Taurus (which is fixed so that as the focal planet the feelings are overly sensitive — despite its exaltation in Taurus  – but held in). The second focal planet is Mercury defined as someone who isn’t in touch with what motivates them and a very critical nature. Mercury is your reputation so in a negative aspect, it is slander and gossip — among the other things it rules.

The night in question Monica had predictive Venus (using Xtrology’s method of prediction based on secondary progressions — for sure not the largest or wealthiest) sextile (good) her natal Mercury. Any positive aspect to Venus will cause a person to fall in love. And she did.

Unfortunately, her natal Saturn had gone out-of-sign to square predictive and natal Pluto from the 9th House of  Law to the 12th House of Karma. Ouch! This aspect will last a long time. Her predictive Mercury was opposition predictive Jupiter– things getting overblown, and, again, Jupiter AKA the 9th House of Law.  Her predictive Mars was inconjunct natal Pluto — two planets that can create havoc. If that wasn’t scary enough, the transiting Neptune and Uranus were opposition her natal Mercury keeping in mind natal Mercury is already problematic. Her little Venus aspect didn’t stand a chance.

But you decide. Is this Cinderella times two or is this a nightmare to infinity?

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It’s just been announced song bird Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are getting a divorce. They’re been married since 2008 and have fraternal twins, Moroccan and Monroe. The gossip says that Mariah is over Nick’s many entertainment gigs that take him away from the family — when money is not much of a point due to her vast wealth.

Mariah is being a complete bitch. She’s an Aries, childish and insecure, with Mercury and Venus there. No focal planets. Moon in forthright Sagittarius. Mars in determined Taurus. Nick is a laid back Libra with Moon conjunct. It is most likely that Mariah’s Cancer rising (assuming I have the correct date and apparently there are mixed reports) is causing Nick to grate on her nerves. Square energy (90 degrees) does that. Sun to Sun they are fine, but other things in a chart can cause descent.

But here’s the rub. Nick’s astrology chart is taking off.  He has good naturedly put up with a lot of criticism regarding his much more successful wife, but tides do turn. This is an example of that. Mariah is wickedly close to being an old hag and Nick’s career is taking flight. A word to Mariah. He’s a valuable asset. Don’t push him away right now or do so at your own peril.

Mariah has predictive Venus conjunct predictive Mars. She’s cranky. Nick has out-of-sign Jupiter conjunct his Saturn for another 3 years — career zooming.  Also Venus conjunct his Sun. He’s in love with someone. I surmise it might not be Mariah due to her current harsh temperament. And his predictive Mars is conjunct Neptune so he’s fast and loose with the truth due to his passive/aggressive (Libra) nature and lack of skill dealing with anger.

Yes, they’re getting a divorce. It’s a mistake for Mariah. Money does not buy you happiness. Your man being successful?  Oh yeah.

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UPDATE:  ”Nick Cannon is the one who decided to bail on his marriage — not Mariah – sources connected with the couple tell TMZ. Nick has made it clear to all involved … he’s deeply concerned about Mariah’s emotional state and is ending the marriage for the well being of their kids. He believes the environment around Mariah is toxic and fears for his kids.” This is just a bad aspect. But when it’s happening to you, you feel like the whole world is against you. And sometimes you’re right. Spiritual people handle it better than others and people that have me as their astrologer, of course! Read more:


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Robin Williams, the brilliant actor, who starred in “Good Will Hunting,” “Mrs. Doubtfire,” and “Awakenings” died today from suicide. So what brings a person to this tragic ending?

Robin Williams was a sensitive Cancer Sun with Mars and Uranus there, too. He had three focal planets:  Sun (narcissistic tendencies), Mars (uber determined) and Uranus (marching to his own drummer). The thing that killed him? His also sensitive water sign Pisces Moon. With Pisces in the first five personal planets, addiction is a strong possibility. Pisces’ planet is Neptune, and it rules all chemicals. It’s also the escapist sign. And Robin had battled addiction.

We’ve all been there — thinking that life is not worth living. But Robin had been there since 2007 with one of the most difficult aspects in the Xtrology method of prediction. He had predictive Mars (rips your life/ego into little pieces) sitting on his natal and then his predictive Pluto (death). It had actually passed but stayed on to conjunct his natal Mercury — so it wasn’t over. And it is the nastiest planet in predictive astrology. I wish he had known that the darkness would not last another year. Life would have lightened up. It would not have seemed so hopeless. It was a huge karmic trial — a long ordeal. He was so close. Rest in peace.

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Charlize Theron, (“A Million Ways to Die in the West”) the beautiful Amazonian actress, is living with Sean Penn, Madonna’s and Robin Wright’s (“House of Cards”) ex. Her friends are telling her to bail out fast. But what does Xtrology think?

Charlize is a Leo Sun/Moon. Loves being in the limelight. Loves Hollywood. She has one focal planet, Saturn, so she’s highly ambitious. Her Venus is in Virgo as is her Mercury.

Sean Penn is a Leo Sun/Mercury. His focal planets are Venus (nobody loves me) and Pluto (all about the right and wrong). The first one is the most tricky and why he can be a pill. His Venus is in Virgo, like hers, conjunct Pluto. Love is heavy.

Nothing really so bad about this. They’re a lot alike. Possibly too much. But for now they’re mirror images of each other.

She is in the fortunate predictive Venus trine Jupiter so marriage is on the menu no doubt. He has predictive Mars sextile Venus. Ditto. However, a little Sean bashing will happen with his predictive Mercury squaring his natal Mercury. He’s got enough Leo ego to deal with that.

Yes, they will marry. And it will be a very happy union until it isn’t (because the planets moved).

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Not that she’s going to ask. She’s already married to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. When should you have an astrology chart done? When you’re getting married. To avoid this.

Gisele is a Cancer Sun — one of the more difficult Sun signs since it’s a sensitive water sign — and to me the most sensitive. Her Mercury is there also. The Moon is in its detriment in Scorpio. This is an exasperating Moon. It has the qualities of Pluto which to name a few are jealousy, revenge, anger, control, sexual issues. In general these people can be demanding and stubborn due to the fixity of the sign — a challenge. Her Moon is conjunct Uranus adding the characteristics of Aquarius which could soften it or bring out the rush-to-judgment qualities. Her Mars is in it’s detriment in the passive/aggressive sign of Libra conjunct Pluto — adding more Scorpio qualities (Pluto’s sign). And it’s square (90 degrees and unfavorable) to her Cancer planets. Pluto square your Sun is all about control as is Scorpio in general. Her Venus is in Gemini, a cold placement, and not extremely trusting. Then there is the rising sign in the super strict and restrictive sign of Capricorn.

No fire in this chart. So where is the fun?

Tom Brady is a Leo (a fire sign) with his Moon in Aries (a fire sign). His first focal planet is Mercury which most often plays out as verbal abuse. The second is Venus which is feelings of not being lovable or appreciated and often attracting a partner with incompatible values. It’s a craving for peace and harmony without the ability to secure it.

Rumor has it that Tom Brady is tired of all Gisele’s demands — including (are you ready) a list of chores. And I’m sure that she is that person — not sure about the list. Currently her predictive Venus is sitting on her Mercury. She’s in love. And coming up around the holidays is a Jupiter aspect predictive Venus trine predictive Jupiter.

But Tom’s chart tells a much different story. He has had a pretty easy life with a lot of Jupiter aspects including one when he married Gisele. But a super negative aspect is just beginning which is predictive Mars square natal Moon. You don’t have to be an angry person to find yourself upset when this happens. It will bring out all of the irritations you have pushed aside. Maximum crankiness.

Relationships aren’t destined to fall apart when negative aspects strike. But the ones that are not on a firm foundation will. This will be interesting to watch. Already they are selling their $50 million house in L.A. to live in Boston. Is that the beginning of the end? It’s a likely scenario. However, we will see Gisele survive with her lucky Jupiter period on its way.

So are some people born super stars or are they just born with a lot of beneficial Jupiter? I vote for the second. They’re really not different than you and me — just way luckier.

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UPDATE:  “I like attention from her, so when I’m not getting it, I let her know in immature ways, like a young, immature child would.” MAN OF THE WORLD

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Are Beyonce and Jay Z getting a divorce?. The answer is in their Xtrology. And it’s an easy one.

Jay Z is a Sagittarius with Venus and Mercury conjunct his Sun. His Moon in the likeable sign of Libra and Mars in Aquarius — all air and fire. No focal planets. Beyonce has a Virgo Sun (the square of Sagittarius) so the real question is why did they stay together so long?  She also has a stellium (four planets) plus one more planet in Libra. So her Venus conjuncts his Moon. That’s a little power in the sexual arena.

Currently, he has predictive Venus conjunct predictive Sun trine natal Pluto. He’s in love. She was in Jupiter (remember the rumors about whether she had the baby herself or not. I knew in Jupiter either way the rumor wouldn’t hurt her), but it’s over. Her Venus (love) is sitting on Uranus (divorce). She wants oute. He doesn’t.

Will it happen? There’s a lot of money to split up? And it could just be a way to generate more publicity. But, yes, even with all that, I say she’s had enough.

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