Amy Schumer got married this Tuesday, the day before Valentine’s Day. She’s only known the guy a few months. Why do people get married so quickly? Yes, you guessed it. It’s in their astrology chart. I had this happen to me with just a three month cycle, and I meant it. I would have done it. Luckily the person I wanted to marry thought I was crazy. Certain aspects can make you romantically impulsive. The urge overtakes you. Astrology is energy. And you just want to do it. You understand the chance you are taking perfectly and want to do it anyway. You are willing to deal with the consequences. Many times it will be the best choice you’ve ever made, because there is some science behind it. And, of course, there are the times, even science can’t save you.

Amy is a Gemini Sun with Venus there. Geminis are very gregarious people with a gift for talking and taking advantage of their ability to amuse. As a fun-loving person, it’s easy to see why someone would be attracted to her. She lives in the moment and she doesn’t suffer fools lightly. Can she reach a spontaneous conclusion? Yes, and without a lot of weighing herself down with the negativity. She can add up the good and the bad and make a decision. And that’s what we do anyway. Maybe with a lot more to go on. But sometimes you just know. And sometimes you’re right.

Her Moon is exalted in Taurus which gives her an easy-going personality. With Mars conjunct, she no doubt has a grasp on the fiscal reality of such an impulsive thought. Taurus rules the 2nd House of Money. So likely she’ll make sure her money is secure. Mercury is in Cancer so she talks differently than she thinks — she has a instinctive ability to “know” her audience. Cancer feels everything. There are lots of trines between her Gemini Sun/Venus and her Jupiter/Saturn/Pluto remembering that Jupiter is the relating planet. And because her Mercury is in Cancer which squares those Libra planets, you can add a bit of a bite — which might be the thing that translates into comedy.

But what do her predictive planets say? Love is in the air. Her predictive Venus is sextile her Sun. And there we have it. A positive aspect between her Venus and really any other planet, and the Venus wants to play house. It won’t translate into marriage every time but if other things in the life do, and your partner is willing, it can. Also transiting Venus, the love planet, just crossed into her 7th House of Relationships. This is the perfectly romantic chart. And, of course, her hormones are flowing. Astrology is the energy that surrounds you. And it has everything to say about how you feel at any given time.

Will this last? Yes, it might and here’s the reason why. When you have that kind of an aspect, it draws to you people who fit — a person who you could love forever. It won’t always happen. It might be a person who is good enough. But it could. Why not? Something has to bring us together. I’m wishing them the best. Congratulations.

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So we have a little cat fight between our “Sex and the City” girls, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall with Kim pretty much saying “Don’t call back — ever” and Sarah pouting like she couldn’t have done anything wrong.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an Aries with Venus and Mercury there. Aries are known for behaving like children and being a tad selfish while remaining amazingly likeable. But she also has a Capricorn Moon which, besides being in its detriment, squares the three planets previously mentioned. I’m so happy we have a woman with this characteristic, because all we seem to get are men — George, Johnny, Brad. It’s a very negative placement. And while I can never catch the men showing any signs of it although Brad does look a little beaten up. Sarah hasn’t looked happy in some time. She’s fully annoyed. And they are. Those Cap Moons. The qualities that make up a fully functioning person don’t exist in their world. So for all of you, like me, that have been fans of Sarah’s, take another look, because Kim is not entirely wrong. Sarah is currently in her new series on HBO, “Divorce.” Okay, I watch it just to see if all that goodie goodie Sex and the City still exists. What do you think? For a male Cap Moon, it means the women in their life take them down, but what is the corollary in women? I do predict success in her new series since, currently Sarah is in positive Jupiter.

Kim, on the other hand, is a show-off Leo. We’ve seen plenty of her. Next to her Sun is Pluto making control an important element of her personality and particularly when she perceives someone else as having more it of — a bit cranky. Ambition is the result of a focal planet so she put up with a lot to get what she wants. And that is as much of the reason she is quitting as anything — just over it. For some reason, I was never a big fan of Kim, but I do understand what she is talking about. It’s just so easy to be the victim of the mean girls if you don’t comply with their demands. And later they will be all whatever are you talking about? Now they want to be friends. Sorry, but this time I’m on Kim’s side, and it has changed my opinion of SJP.

So it looks like for now, the SATC party’s over. For us, too!

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Nicole Eggert was on “The View” today with a pretty compelling case against Scott Baio her co-star on “Charles in Charge.” Just by the nature of this show, he was supposed to be her babysitter so he was older than her by more than was permissible for a sexual encounter. She claims he is a sexual predator. But what does his chart say?

The first thing you want to look for when determining what kind of person you are dealing with is, do they have any personal planets (Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars) that are in their fall or detriment? Scott does. It’s his Mars in Libra where the qualities of Libra don’t fit the planet Mars. These people tend, as you have heard me say so many times before, to be passive/aggressive. I find it interesting that he has a Pisces Moon as this is a very compassionate placement. Scott’s Sun is Virgo with Pluto conjunct. So we also know, he’s into control as Pluto’s sign is Scorpio and Scorpio is always into control and next to the Sun, well, the Sun is who you deep down are and a Virgo Sun Pluto conjunct is different than just a Virgo Sun alone. Do these things make him a bad person? No, not necessarily, but if he is, this is the starting point. Now take the evidence Nicole presented today and make your own decision. #Metoo.

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This blog was first published on January 31, 2016. I was being really generous — not saying that likely Blac Chyna was using Rob because she’s trash. But truly didn’t we all wonder? Does a stripper suddenly become a soccer mom? She was just awarded $20,000 a month child support — which word on the street says is because she’s blackmailing the Kardashians due to her intimate knowledge (from Rob) of their exploits. That sounds about right since Rob cannot be funding this endeavor. So back to my prediction that even if all had gone much better, it wasn’t in the long run going to work. And just FYI Rob is once again sticking it to his family not forgetting there is a child involved. Rob get a job. Here is the original blog:

“Rob Kardashian, the youngest member of the Kardashian family, has a new girlfriend, Blac Chyna. There’s a bit of bad blood since she is also the former girlfriend and Baby Mama of Tyga, Kylie Kardashian’s current boyfriend. And somebody slept with somebody I’m not sure who or what. Are you keeping up? Sooooo is this interloper, Blac Chyna, just trying to piss off this famous reality family or is she for real?

Rob is a Pisces with a Pisces Mercury. He’s a sensitive guy. His Moon is in charming Libra so it’s unusual when he does anything controversial. His Venus is in the not-so-warm-and-fuzzy sign of Aquarius. He doesn’t fall in love easily. And with Venus as a focal planet he feels unloved and unlovable — which totally accounts for his 100 pound weight gain. He’s not the most confident person and to expand on that, his Venus placement makes him not all that trusting. So this is a big move for him. Is he making a mistake?

Blac Chyna is a Taurus which is Rob’s Mars placement. That’s good. It’s a connection. And Taurus (earth sign) and Pisces (water sign) are completely compatible. Blac, or do you call her Chyna, has her Moon in the sign of Pisces. So she’s a compassionate person — not all that interested in the reality of the situation. And Rob’s size? Probably doesn’t bother her at all. Pisces are like that. They’ll never hold superficial traits against you. And a Sun/Moon connection is another good thing. She also has the fortunate Sun/Jupiter conjunction so she fits right in with the always lucky (and Jupiter blessed) Kardashian clan. Her Venus is in the another air sign, Gemini. So these two may have a little problem believing in each other. But all couples have something they have to deal with. You can’t find a person with a perfect chart. It doesn’t happen.

I like these two together, but there’s a problem. Isn’t there always one? Currently Rob has his predictive Sun opposition his Moon — not a happy camper. And his predictive Venus (how you love someone) is square to his Saturn creating restrictions. Overall this isn’t the chart of a person who is going to find the love of their life. It doesn’t keep one from hooking up, but it does make it difficult to find love — because these negative aspects tend to make most of us cranky — especially when they aspect the Moon — your feelings.

Blac Chyna is also experiencing less than perfect timing. I wish we could just overcome this, but astrology is meant to tell you when to move forward and when to hold back. She has two squares: Her predictive Venus to her natal Moon and her predictive Mercury to her natal Moon. That’s a lot of lunur madness. Aspects to your Moon will make you emotional even if it’s not your natural inclination. Mercury could also bring her bad press. People will be inclined to see this as opportunistic — even if it’s not. And she’s dealing with Chris Jenner who, according to rumor, holds Rob’s purse strings. This is where Chyna’s iron will determination will serve her well. She won’t slink off.

But can these two make it as a couple? I’m going to say that the odds are against them. They have a lot to overcome. Eventually the aspects will change. But for now, they are the definition of a star-crossed couple. The timing isn’t right.

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UPDATE: According to E: “He was so pissed at how she spoke to him, so he deleted everything about her to hurt her.” And apparently he has also called her on Snapchat “psycho bitch” and “crazy ass.” All for publicity or not looking good?

UPDATE2: August 18, 2016, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian now have a reality show which has not yet aired. THE DAILY MAIL posts, “…with the former exotic dancer confessing she’d still be working in a strip club if she hadn’t fallen for her beau.” Nice beginning.”

UPDATE3: Blac Chyna just received $20,000 a month in child support. December 2017.


Does she have the chart?

Oprah Winfrey is an Aquarius, my favorite sign — the most objective and humanitarian sign of all. In last night’s powerful Golden Globe speech, she called out the new catch phrase “Time’s Up” to all sexual predators. But it doesn’t stop there. The buzz today is that Oprah is considering a run for president. And we already know that a popular billionaire can be elected. But can this one?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oprah has the astrology chart in 2020. She’s an Aquarius Sun/Mercury/Venus. Her focal planets are Mars (iron determination) and Saturn (ambition). With Aquarius in Venus, you will find strong interest in things other than relationships and family. I’ve dated a bunch and I will tell you they are a mountain you have to climb. But in the area of career, you can’t beat them. Her Moon is in the forthright sign of Sagittarius. Remember, “Think it. Say it.” And her Mars is in Scorpio — they take no prisoners.

In 2020, Oprah will have her predictive Sun sextiling Jupiter — the Jupiter chart where miracles happen. So seriously, if she wants it, she most likely can have it — depending who she runs against. But really? She’ll win. Right?

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Those who read Xtrology knew that Steve Bannon was going to be in trouble. And sure enough, he was ousted from the Trump Whitehouse. However he still has his job at the website, Breitbart News. Or does he? It was reported in The Huffington Post today that a very powerful family, the Mercers, are not happy with him turning against the president. And in turn, Breitbart is considering firing him as executive chair. Well, that would spell disaster. So here’s the lesson. When your energy is that bad, stand down. Sometimes you just have to shut up. And as hard as that is for Sagittarius, even the most mouthy of us can do it when necessary. Get an astrology reading. Know where you stand. Sometimes you can get away with this stuff. Sometimes you can’t. Here’s my post from April 14, 2017:

“With this chart, I would be afraid to (Don’t Cross the Street). Seriously. Wow! There are bad charts and then there are bad charts.

Steve Bannon, Trump’s right hand man, and Jared Kushner’s nemesis, is a Sagittarius. That’s the end of the good stuff after his Moon in Leo. His Venus/Mercury are in Scorpio and Mars is debilitated in Libra. He has no focal planets. Focal planets focus you. And no earth planets. Earth grounds you. He flies around with no real consideration for reality. He has some very bazaar philosophies that don’t make much practical sense nor would it really matter to him. So you can see where he finds intermittent alignment with Trump. And you can also see where that can go very wrong.

Currently he has four predictive squares. That is a lot. I can’t remember a chart like this. His predictive Mars is squaring his natal and predictive Pluto. His predictive Sun/Mercury conjunction is squaring his Saturn and his predictive Mercury is squaring his natal Venus. This is so bad, it’s wicked. You would just want to find a cave and live in it. But he’s not in a cave. He’s in the White House! Of course. This is what has been so difficult to understand about the Trump presidency — the negativity. Normally people are put off by negativity — not drawn to it. Nothing good comes of this chart. Bannon can’t help himself or his country. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and he’ll leave. Maybe he’ll get lucky, and he’ll leave. Jesus take the wheel.

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UPDATE: Bannon out at Breitbart. 1/9/18


Oh my! Carrie Underwood fell down and let us know she had broken her wrist, but now, apparently, she has 50 stitches in her face. That’s no fun. And she’s such a pretty girl.

Carrie is a Pisces with her Mercury there. Venus and Mars are in Aries (can have complicated feelings about love) and her Moon is in Aquarius. Leo is her rising sign — the show business sign.

What really bothers me is that she currently has predictive Mars squaring her Moon. The good news is that is it more about feelings than anything else. And hopefully, this is just a scare. But it’s also your feelings if your face is ruined forever. At least she’s in that hallowed area where she’ll get the best surgeons. But as I said, she’s terrified. This is really hard to call. Let’s just send her the biggest prayers we have. I think at the very least it will be a time before this is resolved. But there is no reason, she can’t have a good result. The most important thing right now is for her to calm down (very difficult to do) and make some really good decisions.

And for the rest of us, you must understand what these aspects are capable of. It won’t happen every time, but it can happen that a scary event comes to pass. Not that Carrie could have done anything differently, but that when you get these nasty aspects, you must be on guard. I recently had predictive Mars opposition Saturn (with the addition of transiting Pluto on my natal Mars) and I was in a car accident where we were spun around and turned over two and a half times. I had been being so very careful with my car and got into someone else’s. The driver had Jupiter and was not hurt at all, and I had a lacerated liver, 8 broken bones and my lungs filled up with blood. However, I’ve completely recovered. So don’t be concerned about me. Carrie can do the same thing. But she also has to do what I did. Stay calm and look for the way out. Read the book, “When the Body Says No.” It was my inspiration — that those things are very much about how you think.

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Harvey Weinstein of the mega-powerful The Weinstein Company has been accused by several (and many more to come) women of sexual harassment. And while this behavior has been going on as long as sexual harassment itself, it’s rare for these men to get caught. But are we finally living in the time that this shit is getting shut down? Ayles? O’Reilly? Cosby? It’s a little early New Year present. It’s a little vindication for those of us that kept going — that had enough confidence to power through. And for those of you that couldn’t? Maybe now you can.

Harvey Weinstein is Pisces Sun. Most important of all is his six focal planets. (Two planets opposing with one in between squaring — at 90 degrees– both) and when they’re all square, that little holocaust happens — the cardinal one. And it’s a bitch. Is it Harvey’s fault? No. He was born with this, but it’s how he handles it that matters. It’s a challenge. Huge. But capable men get through it. Are you at the mercy of astrology? No, you’re not. You can rise above it. It’s difficult, but don’t act like you have no power.

So he didn’t even try. Weakling material. He didn’t apologize. He did seek help. He’s done. We’re not sorry. #Metoo.

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On December 21st, an important event happened for all women. Jane Fonda turned 80. Why? Because she is showing us all how to do it. I have a boyfriend who finds me intimidating at my undisclosed age. And all I can think is that he thinks I’m as together as Jane Fonda — which I am not. She sets the standard for what we all can achieve — wearing high heels? I’ve begun to think that’s over for me. Or is it?

Jane is a Sagittarius with Venus conjunct (beautiful people). Her Moon is in Leo (show business) and her rising sign is ooops Capricorn. You may remember this with Prince Harry. Jane, herself, talks about her insecurities which go along with this rising sign. As Cap rising, you are always looking for someone to see past the barriers you erect. And you live your whole life with a feeling of not being wanted. So Jane is a survivor. We can learn a lot from her. “I assumed I wouldn’t live very long and that I would die lonely and an addict of some sort” People Magazine.

The Woman’s Movement is bringing so much of this to the forefront. You’re going to see many more women elected to government positions in 2018. It’s time that we stop playing second fiddle and voice our opinions. There are some who say, we might see a lot less war with women in high positions. We can only hope. You may remember that Jane never stops getting criticized for sitting on a missile in the Vietnam War. This mis-characterization has gone on long enough. She was critical, and she had every right to voice her opinion. Maybe the picture was too much, but was the backlash to shut her and many other women up? Well, boys, we’re speaking out now. And it will be harder and harder to shut us up. Because we are doing the thing it took too long to do. We’re organizing.

Sagittarian women, of which I am one, are the mouths of the zodiac. We will say just about anything that crosses our minds. And we’re not petty or afraid. We think it. We say it. Her Mars in Aquarius and her Sun in the 11th House are the reason we’ve seen so much activism from her. Aquarius looks to helping humanity as opposed to a single person. It is the sign of the future. For many years she was the money behind her husband, Tom Hayden’s, political ambitions. Jane is not just any woman. She has stood up for herself against many odds. She’s an inspiration.

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It is interesting that the people Trump is picking to hang out with are generally bad chart people. Here’s another one: Mike Pence. We could get into the whole narcissism thing and surmise that he doesn’t want anyone in a better position than himself. He has a nose for losers (or just people who are currently in a down cycle).

Pence is a Gemini with Mercury and Moon there. Now, you’ve just got to know that he lies. Okay, not all Gemini’s lie, but all have a relationship with the truth that is different than the rest of us. And most lie. Sorry, but they do. Even if it’s harmless, they play with the truth. He doesn’t have any focal planets which usually will mean there are a ton of squares. But not so much. Venus and Mars are in the same sign which makes Mars also in Libra (since it is conjunct Venus ruled by Libra) so he is passive/aggressive. For me that combination would be enough. He says he won’t go anywhere without taking his wife. I’m curious as to how much reality lives in that concept.

Coming up for Mike Pence? He has predictive just Sun (don’t have his time) conjuncting his Uranus (a malefic planet). So can we expect to get surprised in the future? What will that combination bring? Also his predictive Venus is square his natal Sun. That usually precedes a marriage problem or in particular — cheating — at the very least unhappiness in his relationship. So this is not a particularly happy guy. How this plays out? He may turn against Trump. If I were Trump, I would definitely be on the lookout — another defector? Instead of infidelity against his wife, it could be his boss. That’s a stretch, but with astrology, you have to think out-of-the-box. There are only so many planets. They are trying to tell a story. You have to be open to the possibilities.

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