XTROLOGY GOT IT RIGHT #JOHNNY DEPP

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This is a reblog from February 16, 2016. “I’ve seen this before and it’s always confusing. Usually you get bad aspects and a negative event will occur. It’s something you don’t want to happen. You don’t chose it. You don’t like it. But I’ve also seen negative aspects where the person causes their own catastrophe. And every time I wonder why?

Johnny Depp is a Gemini Sun placed in the 11th House of Aquarius. This appears to be where he gets his unusual approach to attire. Aquarius always goes against the grain. He has a major Grand Earth Trine — one of the luckiest configurations in astrology. And he has six of the ten planets involved in it. So this is a huge part of his personality — that things come easily for him — especially material things. But, isn’t there always one? He has a Capricorn Moon which for men is the Moon that allows women to bring you down. These men always move up the social rankings until they hit that woman — the Catherine Zeta Jones — the Amal Alamuddin — the Angelina Jolie. So will Amber Heard be that girl for him? Because he looked like hell at The Grammys last night while performing with The Hollywood Vampires. Alice Cooper looked better.

What is causing this dip in his coolness? Was he drunk at The Grammy’s? He currently has predictive Mercury (your reputation) square (yep, the bad one) his natal Venus/Mercury. Does this Venus involvement point to her? She’s looking great.

My prediction: He’ll recover. He has a long history to fall back on — unless Amber is his downfall. Though she doesn’t quite fit the ranks of these other girls. So will there be another — even more deadly seductress in his future?

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UPDATE: Amber Heard announced her divorce from Johnny Depp on May 22, 2016 just two days after his mother died.

#PRINCE FORMERLY ALIVE

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We lost Prince April 21, 2016 and really for not a very good reason. Though we don’t have the toxicology results back, it’s looks pretty good for overdosing on painkillers. What I hate about this story is that he had so much and it wasn’t enough. When is it enough? And when does society start defining it by the stuff that matters and not all the glitz and glamour. ‘Cause our boy had plenty!

Prince was a Gemini Sun/Mercury. His Moon was in the kind and compassionate sign of Pisces — one of the reasons so many people loved him. His Venus was in its rulership in Taurus and Mars in its rulership, Aries. His first focal planet is in Uranus. Referring to Bil Tierney here, “indicates an individual who can act as a social catalyst for collective reform and general social progress. However, “…too extreme or socially explosive a manner to comfortably attune himself to others.” He was high strung. And because it was in a fixed sign, Leo, he was exceptionally determined and not in a good way.

On the day of his death, he had a very negative Xtrology chart. Predictive Mars was sitting on his Venus and squaring his Uranus. And his predictive Sun was conjunct his predictive Uranus. Pluto (death) was opposition his Moon. This is a very, very unusual aspect since he had it from the age of three. Pluto went out of its original sign which it almost never does and then it has to have a planet to aspect. In Prince’s case, it did. It’s a little depression all your life made worse by those additional aspects. It would be easy to know that he was in danger by looking at this chart. And did I mention he had Scorpio rising? So even if people had known and had done everything possible, Prince may not have listened. Scorpio rising people don’t. They don’t listen. And they don’t blame anyone for the outcome either. It’s that important they make all their own decisions. Even if it involves death. I know. It’s frustrating if you know one. And it seems if there are a lot of them out there. Because I know a bunch.

So in a weird way, his death was inevitable. My belief is that he would have refused help when it came just as he left the hospital nine days earlier. Prince was Prince in all his goodness and badness.

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#KENDRA #HOLLY WHO IS A BIGGER MESS?

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You know that thing where you can’t unsee something. Well, I can’t get this off my mind so I’m just going to blog it. Kendra Wilkinson made this statement about Holly Madison, “She wasn’t in fear with that dick in her ass for a paycheck. That bitch is in fear now knowing so many of us saw her doing some nasty shit. She’s embarrassed and in shame. She was the clean up girl. Holly’s job was to get Hef hard again and clean him up with her mouth.”

So if you ever thought about being on the cover of Playboy or one of the Playmates, stop thinking that. I was here in my youth and no one approached me. Just as well as my time was limited. I got kicked to the corner for not participating in the grotto. It was the same then as it is now. Horrifying that these beautiful girls don’t realize what a privilege beauty is. You’re beautiful, the world is at your feet. Unless you’re also trashy. Back in the day, these women didn’t last long in Hollywood, but now that there are reality shows, things have changed. They have a longer shelf life. The lines are getting much more blurred. Except they’re not. Once a slut always a slut. Kendra is saying that was who she was then, well, no. You will always be that girl in this town. Hollywood has a long memory.

Holly is a bad girl. She has a difficult astrology chart. So I get the temptation. She’s also a Capricorn and when they get off course about career, they can get very off course. Her Mercury is conjunct Neptune so lying comes naturally. Her Venus is conjunct Uranus and that’s where kinky can show up. With her Moon conjunct Pluto and square her Sun/Mercury, she’s also into control and not even that nice. She may have some very fuzzy standards. All of this goes back to her childhood, no doubt. So instead of a life of debauchery, she needed a ton of therapy.

Kendra is a Gemini so is this the pot calling the kettle black? Gemini’s can be very loose with the truth. Additionally, her Moon is in Aries square Neptune. She can tell a lie as well as anyone. She is right about one thing, her Venus is in its rulership in Taurus. I think she has a healthier attitude about what her relationship with Hugh Hefner was. She can walk away easier. And hold her head up higher or at least lie to herself and believe that she can — for now.

Kendra’s aspects are her predictive Sun is going to conjunct her predictive Mars. That will happen in a year and it will challenge her identity on every level, but especially if she is lying to herself that her past is behind her. Even now she has Mercury (your reputation) square her Nodes which are always karmic, so she’s outing herself as well as Holly.

Ironically Holly just survived her predictive Sun crossing her predictive Mars. It is interesting that Kendra’s up in arms about Holly saying she was scared at the Playboy Mansion. Because Holly has just traversed this aspect, she may have come to terms with how she really felt during that time — not how she was acting. I would be inclined to believe her based on her astrology chart. You don’t go through these horrific aspects without being changed in some way. And especially this one. It will make you take a hard look at yourself.

So Kendra get ready. Let’s see how you do when your aspect is over. Reading about Holly, I think she is on the road to recovery. Kendra is still in denial.

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CORRECT PREDICTION? #CAITLYN JENNER

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This is a reblog from 2/4/2015: “I looked at this this month when Bruce Jenner announced he would not be returning to “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” (Although I’ve read he will come back another year.) I wondered if all the gossip were true.

Normally for a transitioning man, you would check for a negative Jupiter aspect in the natal chart showing that there is an over-idealization of the feminine principle. His is opposition Uranus and square Mercury/Neptune. Uranus being part of that T-square points to relating (Jupiter is the relating principle) in an unusual way. Bruce is a Scorpio with Scorpio rising, and they do have their little secrets. Another clue is no planets in the relationship houses, the 5th, the 7th and the 8th. He’s had a few marriages and divorces. Is there a hindrance to him forming long-lasting relationships in a traditional manner?

This I do know. Bruce is going through some really tough aspects. First his predictive Venus opposed Pluto. Venus is people you love and Pluto is all about transformation. He and his wife, Chris, are getting a divorce. Then along comes predictive Mars (the worst of the worst) to square predictive Uranus (the most rebellious of all the planets). So he’s definitely experiencing negative energy. He, no doubt, isn’t very happy with his life right now.

If he does decide to transition to womanhood, this is the wrong time. I advise my clients, “Don’t make life altering changes when the energy isn’t on your side. It doesn’t always produce the results you’re looking for.”

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UPDATE: Bruce Jenner had a car accident on PCH Highway in California where he rear-ended a woman causing her car to spin into oncoming traffic. She is dead. Mars also rules cars and Uranus accidents. Square to each other, they are extremely negative aspects. I did not predict the aspect would play itself out with a death, but if Bruce had been a client of mine, I would, absolutely, have advised him to be careful driving a car and especially one with a trailer behind it.

UPDATE2: Today in THE DAILY MAIL it is reported by inside sources that Caitlyn is de-transitioning and returning to a male hood. I’m updating this despite that fact it’s just speculation, because I was so certain the timing for this kind of a major life change was completely wrong. We’ll just have to wait and see now. The process will take place over years and may have something to do with the fact that Jenner is still attracted to women — women who don’t want a woman who was formerly a man. And, Girls, we know, you’re in your 60′s and, really, you want to wake up to makeup and hair every morning. And shaving your legs, mani’s and pedi’s. C’mon. It’s not easy being us.

#SHARON OSBOURNE DIVORCE HIM!

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It was announced today that Sharon and Ozzie Osbourne formerly of the band, Black Sabbath are getting a divorce. Sharon, are you kidding? I mean about staying. Not going. This guy isn’t just dark, he’s really really dark. I’ll tell you why.

Ozzie is a Sagittarius. I like that, because I am, too. But he has Scorpio rising. Not my favorite. And, anything Scorpio can be dark, obsessive, almost possessed. But especially in a rising sign because the negative traits of a sign tend to come out there. Then there is his Capricorn Moon. This is a debilitated Moon always. His is conjuncted by Jupiter and Mars. So it’s also a complicated Moon. All these planets are squared by Neptune meaning the truth is how is sees it. He has no problem lying — just doesn’t care — sees the truth as flexible. For a Sadge, this is unusual. But my guess is that part comes out in how he talks (his Mercury is there also). He is probably brutally honest when he feels like it. And this Neptune squaring these planets also accounts for his liberal drug use. Everything about Ozzie says that he will take the good wholesome traits of Sagittarius and bend them to his will. His Venus is also in Scorpio as is Sharon’s. Trust me. The sex was great. So overall, this is the portrait of a bad boy. And, we know, women like them. And I’m as susceptible as the next person. But why? These guys are a disaster long term.

Sharon is a Libra with Mercury, Saturn and Neptune conjunct. So that Neptune/Sun thing, again, gives her Pisces traits as well as Gemini and Capricorn. But it’s the Pisces I’m interested in. She tends to overlook, like Ozzie, what she doesn’t want to see. Her Moon is in Cancer (in its rulership) so that accounts for her being the glue that keeps this family together. With Venus in Scorpio, the darkness is a temptation and Mars in Sagittarius matches his Sagittarius. There are connections between them. I get it. But here’s what I don’t get. He’s taken her round the bend. He’s impossible. What Sharon has put up with is legendary. She’s beaten herself up every way possible.

And now we come to the divorce. Maybe? Really? Ozzie has the very interesting predictive Venus at the apex of his Nodes which are always karmic. So whatever happens, it was meant to be. Perhaps, his great luck has run out. Because one thing about these dark, Satanic people, they end badly. Every time. You can’t outrun the Universe. And very often the end is lonely. He is also heading for predictive Mercury square his natal Venus. Sooooo, if he exits Sharon’s sphere of influence, his reputation will suffer.

Sharon is leaving predictive Mars square Venus. I went through this one and it was very painful. All Mars aspects are. But this is over, and it is absolutely no doubt what prompted this talk about divorce. You can see by the fact she waiting until the end of the cycle that she can handle a lot of stress. Her new aspect is predictive Mercury sextile predictive Venus. Is she is love with someone else? Or will she be in the future? Sharon, if you leave him now, you will find love again. I’m praying she has the courage to do this. She’s been through enough. He has never really appreciated her for the stability she added to his life. He’s incapable of being that grateful. It’s just not the Scorpion’s nature.

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#KELLYRIPPA $15M & UNPROFESSIONAL

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Boo hoo. Everyone is feeling so sorry for Kelly Rippa of LIVE WITH KELLY & MICHAEL except Regis Philbin, to whom she hasn’t spoken since he left as her co-host. But that was different. He got fired. Michael Strahan is going on to a bigger better paycheck at GOOD MORNING AMERICA, and she isn’t. So she’s throwing a little tantrum and staying home (from her $15 million a year job). I call that unprofessional. Okay, they didn’t tell her months in advance. It’s just business. Likely it wasn’t her co-host’s decision. He works for ABC. Is this a little payback?

Yes, it is. Kelly is a Libra with a Libra Moon and Uranus (adds Aquarius to the equation) so she doesn’t like people to know when she’s upset. This is the passive/aggressive sign. Libra, in general, usually plots and gets you back later. So, trust me, Kelly’s acting out — Kelly is unhappy. I say there’s a little more going on here than we know at this point.

I’m expecting to see a predictive aspect with Mercury (her reputation) getting hit. But no. The only thing I see is Mars (always the bad guy) inconjunct Saturn (work/health). So there needs to be an adjustment. Not the worst of the aspects at all. The story is told by her Neptune going out of sign (unusual for an outer planet) and squaring her Nodes, North and South. The nodes are karma — what goes around, comes around. And this is no short hike. Outer planets move very, very slowly. I’m wondering if there is any truth to the rumors that ABC is expanding GMA to three hours and poof her little show is history. And with it goes Kelly. ‘Cause they haven’t exactly included her in their plans, right?

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#KIMKARDASHIAN PORN STAR?

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I wanted to be one of those people that forgave Kim Kardashian for her sex tape. I think we’re all in agreement it was orchestrated. But the past is the past. Or is it? Kim posted a selfie (not this one) yesterday that I found really consistent with her former image of sex for sale. She always teases her way around it, but this seems right out there — in your face. And then she got defensive over a tweet by Better Midler, “Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen, she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.” And Kim came back with the decidedly un-classy response of “sorry I’m late to the party guys I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account.” Sexually frustrated, Kim?

What in an astrology chart accounts for this behavior, because it’s in there? Kim is a Libra with Pluto/Saturn conjunct her Sun. So that Sun is a little Scorpio (Pluto’s ruler) and can you see it in the stinging response? And highly ambitious with the Capricorn influence (Saturn’s ruler) and, by the way square to Libra completely corrupting it’s qualities. So the ambition is at any cost? Libra is modest. Kim Kardashian is not.

Another notable factor in her chart is the two focal planets (two planets oppose each other and the focal planet squares both) –Neptune and Mars. From “Dynamics of Aspect Analysis” regarding Neptune as a focal planet, “Dealing with practical realities may seem to demanding and unfulfilling… ” And Mars, “…a nervy, high-strung disposition too much prone towards mental irritability to efficiently settle down and work long and hard.”

And finally we have Jupiter conjunct Venus normally characterized as things you want but Jupiter there always over blows it. It becomes big — sometimes too big. You want people to think you’re sexy, but this way?

Kim is currently and has been for a very long time in a positive Jupiter period. When you’re in Jupiter and everything is going your way, you can do a lot of good for the world. You can be a big influence. And you should want to be. Your heart should be so full of gratitude that you’re just bursting at the seams to spread the wealth. Her good fortune continues until, hold your breath, 2033. Sounds like forever, but she’s only forty-three. At that time, her predictive Sun is conjunct malefic Neptune. So what deception will be going on? It could be health or wealth or many other things, but the good times will be over. Money cannot fix a bad astrology chart. Ask Michael Jackson.

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#CHRISROCK TOO MUCH?

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The Oscars had no black nominees in the major acting categories for the last two years. Black people complained and the Academy took note promising to make long overdue changes. Wasn’t that enough? Speaking as a women, the biggest minority out there. We knew, girls, it would be a black president before a women. Of course, we knew that. So would we have been happy with the Academy’s response. Yes. Right?

Chris Rock, the emcee of last night’s ceremony, The Academy Awards, thought, no. No the Academy changing their way of doing business was not enough and, by the way, women don’t need to be represented separately as in Female Actor and Male Actor. No, he thought it should be Black Actor (men and women?) and White Actor. Maybe it was a joke. I wasn’t laughing.

Chris Rock is an Aquarius and one of the funniest people on the planet — not necessarily an Aquarian trait. But here is where it gets extreme. Your Venus is almost always in the sign in front or behind you — or in your own sign as Chris’ is. His Venus is in Aquarius and so is his Mercury. That means he can be a bit chilly and detached since that’s a lot of Aquarius, arguably the most cool sign in the zodiac. Then we have the focal planets. He has the movie star combo of Sun (the world evolves around me) and Venus (unloved and unlovable) and Mercury (verbally abusive). He also has a very dangerous combination of the personal planet Mars conjunct two malefic outer planets — Pluto and Uranus. These people can be mean at heart. Please take note of this if you see it.

My question is, is Chris Rock funny because he’s so detached and unsympathetic? Were the people that were nominated energetically cheated out of their moment because of the relentless white guilt dialogue? We expected him to address the issue. But did he go too far? I would really like your opinion on this. Hollywood appears to be ignoring it. All night I kept thinking, why don’t we have The White Awards, because, hey, we can’t? The last thing Chris Rock said, was be sure to watch the BET Awards. Too much?

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#KANYE WILL HE EVER SHUT UP?

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Are you over Kanye West and his bragging and his inflated ego? I am. Apparently his new album, “The Life of Pablo,” has gotten nine out of ten stars in PITCHFORK. But to see where this is all going, I ran his chart. And the news is not good.

Kanye is a Gemini with Jupiter in Gemini. Jupiter conjunct his Sun equals fortunate birth. So he fits right in with the Jupiter-blessed Kardashians. When he married Kim he had a negative Mercury aspect and his mouth was problematic. But now? Not so much. He also has three personal planets in Taurus: Mercury, Venus and Mars. And as if I haven’t said this enough, a Venus/Mars conjunction can play havoc with your sexuality. It’s the push/pull phenomenon. Read your own definition in here. And it lends a very strong money vibe. So it is about the money with Kanye. Cancer rising? A very difficult ascendent remembering that the negative traits of the sign tend to come through here. The one I notice the most, well, two, laziness and covetousness. He doesn’t seem lazy at all, but who knows? The other? I’m feeling that.

Currently he has not much going on in his predictive chart. However the future brings predictive Sun (him) sextile (positive) Mercury (his mouth). Predictive Mercury trining Neptune (creativity) and Jupiter (luck). Ah. A positive Jupiter aspect. We’re stuck with a lot more Kanye. And the Kardashians. And Kanye. And the Kardashians. I’m hallucinating.

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#JOHNNY DEPP OH, NO YOU DIDN’T!

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I’ve seen this before and it’s always confusing. Usually you get bad aspects and a negative event will occur. It’s something you don’t want to happen. You don’t chose it. You don’t like it. But I’ve also seen negative aspects where the person causes their own catastrophe. And every time I wonder why?

Johnny Depp is a Gemini Sun placed in the 11th House of Aquarius. This appears to be where he gets his unusual approach to attire. Aquarius always goes against the grain. He has a major Grand Earth Trine — one of the luckiest configurations in astrology. And he has six of the ten planets involved in it. So this is a huge part of his personality — that things come easily for him — especially material things. But, isn’t there always one? He has a Capricorn Moon which for men is the Moon that allows women to bring you down. These men always move up the social rankings until they hit that woman — the Catherine Zeta Jones — the Amal Alamuddin — the Angelina Jolie. So will Amber Heard be that girl for him? Because he looked like hell at The Grammys last night while performing with The Hollywood Vampires. Alice Cooper looked better.

What is causing this dip in his coolness? Was he drunk at The Grammy’s? He currently has predictive Mercury (your reputation) square (yep, the bad one) his natal Venus/Mercury. Does this Venus involvement point to her? She’s looking great.

My prediction: He’ll recover. He has a long history to fall back on — unless Amber is his downfall. Though she doesn’t quite fit the ranks of these other girls. So will there be another — even more deadly seductress in his future?

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