Okay, I know, the Xtrology method didn’t work last time, but assuming the world rights itself, this is the guy that should win, Gavin Newsom. He has the rhetoric, the looks and the chart. Now, how could that go wrong?

Currently Gavin Newsom is the Lieutenant Governor of California and he’s running for Governor of California in 2018. And he’s going to win. California is California. We’re not crazy yet. The question is can he be president. I say, “Yes!”

Gavin is a Libra Sun with Virgo rising. I like this rising sign, because these people are so smart. They don’t miss anything. His Venus, Uranus and Pluto are also in Virgo. Smart and detailed. His Mars is in global Sagittarius — good for foreign relations and good for immigration. He does have that Capricorn Moon and as a focal planet. So he’s not perfect. But I wonder, is a little meanness in the president a plus. Does he need that? I doubt it, but I’m looking for a good rationalization.

And here’s the ticket, he has predictive Jupiter trine predictive Saturn. And because these are slow moving planets, it will still be there in 2020.

What made me look at him? I was watching “Real Time” with Bill Maher and I saw a person who embodied the part — who made sense. Now that’s a novel idea. Then I found a You Tube where Bill says Gavin should be the next president. And, as I said, he has it all. Donald. No Donald. If Gavin runs, and he might not, he should win.

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You’re at the height of your career and you decide to stop touring. What must be happening to make that happen?

Adele is a Taurus Jupiter conjunct. So she’s luckier than most of us all the time. She’s not worried that when she returns that she’ll be forgotten. She’s confident. Her Moon is in Sagittarius where you can see that see doesn’t suffer fools lightly. She tells it how it is. Mars is in Aquarius. Her weakest personal planet is her Venus in Gemini where it leaves the native worried that love won’t stick around.

And then her predictive Mercury is conjunct her predictive Venus and her natal Venus. So is it more fame she wants? No. She wants to make sure her family is tight. Many of us would go for the career, but we don’t have Sun conjunct Jupiter and the confidence that goes along with that. So she’s secure in her career and not at all at home. So she does what she sees as the smart thing — she cancels the tour and stays home — because she can. She has her priorities straight.

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We all have our day. And Megyn’s is today, tomorrow and the future. She’s a Scorpio. Wouldn’t you know it. I can’t count how many attractive blondes are Scorpion. And Sun conjunct Jupiter natally. Venus also in Scorpio. And Mars in Libra where it’s in its fall. Scorpio/Libra — just don’t piss her off. And a nice Leo/showbiz Moon.

I watched her new show on Sunday — across from 60 MINUTES. It was just so-so. But never you mind. She’ll be fine.

Currently she has predictive Venus conjunct predictive Jupiter and predictive Mars conjunct natal Jupiter. And all is well for her. In the future, her predictive Jupiter will change signs and conjunct Neptune for many years into the future. (Think Kardashian.)

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Kathy Griffin, a successful comedian who likes to push the edge has fallen off a cliff this week. Her latest statement is a picture of herself holding Trump’s severed head. It is also very much the work of the artist, Tyler Shields, who is not getting his fair share of the credit. I saw it. It didn’t move me much. I didn’t like it, but I did remember all the out-of-bounds comments from our president and decided he had lost his right to criticize. But others are more critical including CNN who fired Kathy from her annual New Year’s Eve gig in Times Square. She’s paying a big price for questionable artistic message.

What does her astrology chart say about this? Could it have been avoided? (Well, yes.)

Kathy is a Scorpio, and who but a Scorpio places their entire career in jeopardy over a not-so-funny-joke and a mean one at that. Death rules Scorpio. It’s part of their experience. Her Mercury is also in Scorpio so the devil shows up again. Her Moon is in Gemini making her too smart to make this mistake, but I’ve seen her do it before. She can’t help herself.

Currently Kathy has her predictive Sun square natal Neptune. That means a lie or deception is afoot. Could it be that Kathy didn’t assume she would be out there all by herself to take the heat? She also has her predictive Moon inconjunct her Mercury. That’s one’s reputation. Therefore, this was not the time to do this. Get an astrologer, Kathy. This is what we do. We warn our clients about the timing of their actions. What you can get away with one time, you can’t another. Ever noticed that? Ever wondered why?

I did. It drove me crazy. One day everything is perfect, the next your life is in the toilet. You, however are the same person. You didn’t change in one day. This is what astrology is and specifically what Xtrology is, because Xtrology is the only program that accurately can make these predictions. Hence almost eight years of blogging to prove my theory.

I’m considering doing a Kickstarter. And I’m hoping that some of my readers will be a part of the team that creates a computer program where you can have your predictions printed for less than half what I charge to read you in person. It will be a ton of work, but I really want it to happen since I won’t be around forever to do personal charts. So just throwing this out there right now. Think about it. I’ll need your money and your support — for which you’ll be on the ground floor of this unique system. And, of course, there will be free charts along the way — maybe forever. Have to think about that…

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A suicide bomber killed 22 people and hurt countless others at Manchester Arena in England Monday night just as Ariande Grande’s was finished performing. I was curious. Does this show up in Ariana’s astrology chart? The only connection to her was the venue.

Ariana has a Sun/Mercury in Cancer so she’s a sensitive water girl. Her Moon is in the sign of charming Libra along with Jupiter which gives her an over-the-top personality. Venus in Taurus, it’s ruler. And Mars in Virgo. Two focal planets: Her Moon, she’s sensitive. And her Jupiter, she’s part of a cult or culture. Nothing sensational here.

However, her predictive chart tells an entirely different story. Her predictive Mars is squaring Jupiter. Again in a negative aspect Jupiter takes things too far. But who would have thought that Mars in the 8th would have produced such a dramatic and tragic event? The thing we have to remember is that while it usually won’t, it can. The other two aspects are predictive Neptune/Uranus are opposition Venus (people you love or in this case her fans).

So no doubt about it, Ariana is devastated. It does affect her, much like it happened to her. This is a very negative chart with an unusual result. She will find it difficult to be back on stage. She won’t forget what happened to her fans. It happened to her, too.

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John Ossoff, who is he? He’s running for the House of Representatives on June 20th in Georgia as a Democrat. I like him. He’s an Aquarius with Mercury in Pisces (he’ll hear you). His Moon is in Libra so he is charming enough, even while denouncing Trump, for people to listen, and his Mars is in its own sign of Aries which makes his energy effective. He has two focal planets: Venus which means he isn’t as secure as he pretends to be and Neptune so he can sometimes want things that really aren’t possible — he’s a dreamer.

But better than all that he has his predictive Sun sitting on Jupiter so he can win. And in another 5 years, he gets Jupiter again. When people are in these good cycles, they can get things in the government done. Trump is in a bad cycle and as you can see nothing is happening. It’s going to be young people like John who get the swamp drained — that is if he can keep up with the alligators Trump is adding day-by-day. This guy is smoking. Watch for him to do something important.

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With this chart, I would be afraid to. Seriously. Wow! There are bad charts and then there are bad charts.

Steve Bannon, Trump’s right hand man and Jared Kushner’s nemesis, is a Sagittarius. That’s the end of the good stuff after his Moon in Leo. His Venus/Mercury are in Scorpio and Mars is debilitated in Libra. He has no focal planets. Focal planets focus you. And no earth planets. Earth grounds you. He flies around with no real consideration for reality. He has some very bazaar philosophies that don’t make much practical sense nor would it really matter to him. So you can see where he finds intermittent alignment with Trump. And you can also see where that can go very wrong.

Currently he has four predictive squares. That is a lot. I can’t remember a chart like this. His predictive Mars is squaring his natal and predictive Pluto. His predictive Sun/Mercury conjunction is squaring his Saturn and his predictive Mercury is squaring his natal Venus. This is so bad, it’s wicked. You would just want to find a cave and live in it. But he’s not in a cave. He’s in the White House! Of course. This is what has been so difficult to understand about the Trump presidency — the negativity. Normally people are put off by negativity — not drawn to it. Nothing good comes of this chart. Bannon can’t help himself or his country. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and he’ll leave. Maybe he’ll get lucky, and he’ll leave. Jesus take the wheel.

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Astrologically, of course. He’s a Capricorn Sun/Mercury/Venus. Capricorn has as difficult a temperament as any sign. They’re quirky. They are stubborn despite being a cardinal sign. Saturn is their ruler. Could it be that? Historically Saturn was referred to as the evil taskmaster. Can you enslave your life to success in a way that you become too rigid? In “Astrological Games People Play” it says, “Perhaps the rings of Saturn symbolize the parasitic illusions which can develop in our consciousness over the years, and feed off our irrational fears and insecurities, keeping us separate from our true selves.” In other words, they’re jerks. Especially the ones that are failures, but Kushner is not in that category. He currently has more titles possibly than anyone ever has had in the White House. He’s taking on an unreasonable role. Who but Cap is up to that?

Currently Jared has predictive Sun (himself) square (the worst) Uranus (people in high places). Again, I don’t have his time so it’s now or a little in the future. But it is very negative. Not the perfect aspect for a job start. Chances are people don’t like him that much — are jealous of his influence. I have to tell you a narcissist (Donald) and a Capricorn. Now that’s funny. Where do I begin? Neither likes to be told what to do. Neither likes to ask permission. Both want what they say to happen with no backlash. Neither are collaborative. Oh, especially that. Neither are team players. Both underneath it all are dictators. Jared will obviously have to play the game, but it’s not his nature to like it.

This is why it all seemed so amusing to elect Donald Trump for the White House — someone clearly angry, vindictive, rebellious, unsympathetic. And why it was crazy. It’s because it doesn’t work. It’s a big fuck you, but what happens when nothing gets done because the energy is so bad? The Republicans have the House, the Senate and the president. And still all they are doing is getting rid of Obama accomplishments (except the one they have waited seven years for, Obamacare) — which, of course, appeals to these kinds of people. But is it good for America?

I don’t get that Kushner is a terrible person. As the head of something where he has control (something real estate and not the government which he knows nothing about), he can be quite effective. But clearly this is a risky proposition since all the government rules he’s running over apply to him. He doesn’t have executive privilege. He goes to jail.

I would counsel him to stay as far away from Donald Trump as possible in general and definitely with this chart. I don’t have his houses. Are any of them legal, the 9th? Prison, the 12th? Risky business if you ask me.

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Another story of a woman being abused. This time someone famous and well-known to all, Mel Brown, formerly of the Spice Girls, recently on America’s Got Talent. She’s got it all: Beauty, talent, money and a great family. But… Apparently the family part is a bit of PR, because her husband (I’m not mentioning his name or doing his chart) has been physically hurting her — for years — in all the ways that domestic abusers do. But she’s going public, and we want to know, why now?

Mel is a Gemini Sun/Mercury. Her moon is in Aquarius. Her Venus is in the family-loving sign of Cancer. Most notable is her rising sign of Scorpio which is capable of dealing with severe hardship. I know I say a lot of negative things about this rising sign, because it is so beyond stubborn. And being around someone with this ascendant can be maddening. But they are troopers. Mel’s story of physical and psychological hardship, well, I believe every word of it. And her ability to continue and prosper in her career is a testament to how much she can endure. But also let’s look at her two focal planets. The first is Venus. This may be the hardest one of all, because it makes you believe you are unlovable and unloved — completely a decision your psyche has made all on its own — nothing to do with the actual facts. But it is real to the person who owns it. And it is tough to navigate. Most people over-indulge to make up for the things they believe they lack. But it’s a constant insecurity, and nothing really fixes it. Her other focal planet is Saturn which makes one extremely ambitious. So while Mel B. is experiencing abuse at home and doubts in her head, she trudges on, because being successful gives her some satisfaction. Overall, though, it’s a mess in there.

It makes sense that a woman who doesn’t believe in her worth is the woman that is taken advantage of. But more important, what gives her the courage to finally make it stop? Today Mel B. has her predictive Venus as the focal planet of her natal nodes which are always karmic. And let’s not forget that relationships like this very often come in ‘another lifetime’ package. They are business that is left over from the past. And the fact that Mel B. told her friends that her husband might kill her, hey, he may have killed her in the past. She may have a distant memory of being killed, and in this lifetime, it could be very real to her.

She has chosen to out her aggressor on predictive Mercury trine natal Uranus. If she were my client, this is exactly the time I would recommend. And it is just starting. Perhaps she has incredible intuition. Because this will work. She will get the support she needs to keep from turning back. Mercury is your reputation and she will be believed, because, unfortunately, there are times that women aren’t. Trines are the most positive energy and to Uranus — that’s her friends and people in high places. To the 12th House, again, another indication this is karmic.

She’s going to wish she’d done it sooner. That’s another downfall of Scorpio rising. They are not quick to act. But once they’re through. They’re through.

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Apparently $13 million has been paid out to quiet women claiming sexual harassment by Bill O’Reilly. His picture and the article was front page New York Times. So that along with the Roger Ailes fiasco, and Fox has a little problem with their policy on women. Will Bill O’Reilly stay employed?

O’Reilly is a Virgo Sun/Saturn. His Mercury is in Libra so he talks smoother than he is. And Saturn next to his Sun lends a Capricorn sensibility. (And please look into Capricorn because I have a whole new respect for what they are capable of). He has only one focal planet, Uranus, but a lot of other planets (Neptune, Mercury, Venus and the Moon) are involved in creating it. Uranus can be kind of kinky.

His last predictive aspect was predictive Mars conjunct Saturn (work). And Mars is the troublemaker. I don’t have his time, and without the time it could be six months before or six months after. But it does seem to be now, doesn’t it? With this aspect present, it would appear that if one more advertiser, Mercedes Benz — gone, leaves, O’Reilly could get fired. And Ladies, this behavior needs to stop. It’s 2017. I’m wearing my pussy hat as I type this. Makes me feel more connected to the other women who have been assaulted. And we all have at one time or another. Haven’t we?

Didn’t Bill O’Reilly say something about Maxine Waters’ hair? She’s a congresswoman, a woman of a certain age and A WOMAN!!! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!

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UPDATE: Bill O’Reilly announced his vacation until April 24th. Totally planned. But he may not be back. Ever.

UPDATE2: It’s April 19th and Bill O’Reilly is gone, gone, gone from Fox News. Karma is a bitch.