ROB KARDASHIAN STAR-CROSSED LOVERS

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Rob Kardashian, the youngest member of the Kardashian family, has a new girlfriend, Blac Chyna. There’s a bit of bad blood since she is also the former girlfriend and Baby Mama of Tyga, Kylie Kardashian’s current boyfriend. And somebody slept with somebody I’m not sure who or what. Are you keeping up? Sooooo is this interloper, Blac Chyna, just trying to piss off this famous reality family or is she for real?

Rob is a Pisces with a Pisces Mercury. He’s a sensitive guy. His Moon is in charming Libra so it’s unusual when he does anything controversial. His Venus is in the not-so-warm-and-fuzzy sign of Aquarius. He doesn’t fall in love easily. And with Venus as a focal planet he feels unloved and unlovable — which totally accounts for his 100 pound weight gain. He’s not the most confident person and to expand on that, his Venus placement makes him not all that trusting. So this is a big move for him. Is he making a mistake?

Blac Chyna is a Taurus which is Rob’s Mars placement. That’s good. It’s a connection. And Taurus (earth sign) and Pisces (water sign) are completely compatible. Blac, or do you call her Chyna, has her Moon in the sign of Pisces. So she’s a compassionate person — not all that interested in the reality of the situation. And Rob’s size? Probably doesn’t bother her at all. Pisces are like that. They’ll never hold superficial traits against you. And a Sun/Moon connection is another good thing. She also has the fortunate Sun/Jupiter conjunction so she fits right in with the always lucky (and Jupiter blessed) Kardashian clan. Her Venus is in the another air sign, Gemini. So these two may have a little problem believing in each other. But all couples have something they have to deal with. You can’t find a person with a perfect chart. It doesn’t happen.

I like these two together, but there’s a problem. Isn’t there always one? Currently Rob has his predictive Sun opposition his Moon — not a happy camper. And his predictive Venus (how you love someone) is square to his Saturn creating restrictions. Overall this isn’t the chart of a person who is going to find the love of their life. It doesn’t keep one from hooking up, but it does make it difficult to find love — because these negative aspects tend to make most of us cranky — especially when they aspect the Moon — your feelings.

Blac Chyna is also experiencing less than perfect timing. I wish we could just overcome this, but astrology is meant to tell you when to move forward and when to hold back. She has two squares: Her predictive Venus to her natal Moon and her predictive Mercury to her natal Moon. That’s a lot of lunur madness. Aspects to your Moon will make you emotional even if it’s not your natural inclination. Mercury could also bring her bad press. People will be inclined to see this as opportunistic — even if it’s not. And she’s dealing with Chris Jenner who, according to rumor, holds Rob’s purse strings. This is where Chyna’s iron will determination will serve her well. She won’t slink off.

But can these two make it as a couple? I’m going to say that the odds are against them. They have a lot to overcome. Eventually the aspects will change. But for now, they are the definition of a star-crossed couple. The timing isn’t right.

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MADONNA WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

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Madonna, well, she’s Madonna. But did you know that she had a 29 year favorable period in astrology. Quite unusual. Not many people will ever experience this — Mel Gibson (you remember when his was over), Bernie Madoff (yeah, that) and Tony Robbins still going. Could we forget Kim Kardashian and Chris Jenner? Still going. But one day the good times stop and these rarified people return to the real world with the rest of us and all our bullshit problems.

In Madonna’s case, it actually happened late in 2013. She’s been under the radar for over two years. We don’t really know how she’s been affected. But lately stuff is surfacing. She’s been over two hours late to two of her concerts, she has appeared to be drunk and she’s talking in a Tennessee accent or at least her version of it. Not the end of the world. But if you think about it Madonna hasn’t had much controversy — that wasn’t purposely generated by her — throughout her career.

Madonna has a Leo Sun, Venus and Uranus — great for show business. And Uranus helped her bring a unique persona to the table. Her Moon is in exacting Virgo. And her Mars is in stubborn Taurus. She has Virgo rising. Those people don’t miss anything.

Happening to her now is predictive Mars (the great leveler) is squaring her Pluto (death, the underworld, the subconscious, power and control). This is going to be going on longer than usual. Because Pluto is such a slow moving planet, it first squared her natal and then her predictive Pluto. So expect more than just a custody battle over her son, Rocco. Probably more than we know is going on, but some of it should also bubble to the surface. This is a nasty aspect that lasts until 2029.

Would you take a 29 year free ride and then deal with a 16 year holocost? I don’t know if I would. Those negative cycles are bad enough when they last one to two and a half years. This rare happening will be a bitch to get through. Is it worth it? If you are experiencing one disaster after another, you, too, may be in a negative cycle. But, as I said, for normal people they only last a few years then you get your life back together. However during those times, you may want to slow down on the new projects.

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DAVID BOWIE GONE TOO SOON

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Everyone probably has a David Bowie story, and I have a little one. I was going to meetings — you know the ones you’re not supposed to talk about — with my girlfriend who was a ” meeting” groupie. I was sort of her groupie. Anyway we went to the Log Cabin (famous Beverly Hills meeting) because she believed David Bowie would be there. We were late, of course. And there was only one chair left. She told me to take it because she was with her boyfriend. Well, guess what? It was empty because David Bowie was sitting next to it. I didn’t see him. Until I sat down and he moved as far away from me as he could and still sit in his seat. Then I noticed him. That was sort of unflattering. But I sucked it up. And my friend who was standing right behind me. — never saw David Bowie!?!?

Later in the meeting, when I guess he realized I was not there to bother him, he not only sat back in his folding chair, he sat back on my shoulder — leaning against it. I had no idea what to do so we sat the remainder of the meeting in that position.

David Bowie is a Capricorn with his Mars and Mercury there. His Moon is in the show business sign of Leo. His Venus in Sagittarius. They want their partners to be their friends. And his Mars is in Capricorn. Aquarius was his rising sign. What made him so special? Nothing. No astrology chart makes you special. It’s what you’re given growing up — the support you get and the choices you make. That’s all. You can be a super star with an easy chart or a hard chart.

At his death, David had predictive Mars conjunct Mercury. It isn’t reported yet what kind of cancer killed him. But because transiting Pluto was conjunct his Mars (that nasty little aspect plagued me for 2 1/2 years and also almost killed me in a car accident) and his natal Mercury, I’m wondering what Mercury had to do with it. Pluto is death and Mars (besides being cars) just messes with your life. It will be curious to see if Mercury has some meaning for him in the end.

Good night Ziggy Stardust.

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#SCOTTWEILAND WAS DEATH INEVITABLE?

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Scott Weiland was lead singer for STONE TEMPLE PILOT, VELVET REVOLVER and currently WILDABOUTS, but his drug habit followed him everywhere until last night. Because he died. Can you see this in an astrology chart? Yes. I’ve said this before. You can get away with a lot until your astrology chart turns negative and then you pay — on some level. You don’t have to die, but you can. You need to know when those negative times are coming up, and for everyone’s sake, clean up your act during that time if no other. All the rehabs weren’t as important as this one would have been. Because while Pluto can kill you, it can also raise you from the ashes and you are reborn. It’s a double-edged sword.

Scott was a Scorpio, the sign that rules death. Often Scorpio people see an unusual amount of it in their lifetime. His Mercury and Neptune were in that sign also. That makes Neptune conjunct his Sun. Pisces (Neptune’s sign) rules drugs. There’s no other Pisces in his chart, but Neptune conjunct Sun lends that Pisces flavor. And I don’t have his time, so he could have Pisces rising. His Moon is in the show-biz sign of Leo, and his Mars is in exalted Capricorn. No focal planets. But also no air signs. That’s a little surprising since we would think that a rock star would be flying around with no connection to earth. Not this guy. He was very materially oriented. Another reason we would expect him to stick around and not risk his life. Additions are a bitch. And we don’t know his full story. There was a lot of pain there.

At the time of his death, Scott’s progressed Sun was square (the most difficult angle) his natal Pluto (yes, as ruler of Scorpio it also rules the end of your life). So he definitely had aspects that would allow him to die. This was a dangerous time for him. This was the time that his bad habits would no longer be tolerated by the Universe. Rest in peace, Scott.

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#CHARLIESHEEN HIV POSITIVE

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It doesn’t get any clearer than this. Charlie Sheen is HIV positive and it’s right here in his astrology chart.

Charlie Sheen, former star of TWO AND A HALF MEN and current star of ANGER MANAGEMENT, author of the phrase ‘winning’ when he really wasn’t, possessor of a natal chart with Jupiter in the 2nd House of Money, has Sun, Uranus and Pluto in Virgo. Note the Sun/Pluto connection. His Moon is in the mouthy sign of Sagittarius. His Venus is in Libra, its rulership, and his Mars is in the dark sign that rules all things sexual, Scorpio. It’s conjunct Neptune which rules drugs.

Charlie also has six focal planets, Saturn (ambition), Moon (super-sensitive), Pluto (right and wrong and, of course, death), Uranus (a distinct lack of caring what other people think), the Sun (ego) and Jupiter (likes to be part of a sub-culture). Six, that’s too many to manage for most people. Too much to get up in the morning and calm down the anxiety of. Some people use drugs. Meditation is the real answer.

When Charlie heard the AIDS diagnosis (four years ago) he had predictive Mars (rips your life apart) conjunct (negative because Mars is a negative planet) predictive Venus (people you love, I guess literally). It points to the fact he got it from someone. Now Charlie has that same predictive Mars square his Uranus going on to square his Pluto. Okay that’s bad news and the reason you may not want to see an astrologer. But here’s why it’s important. It could have been predicted ahead of time, and it tells Charlie that he must take this seriously or he’ll be dead. It’s that bad. But it’s not a death sentence. That would be if Charlie continues his wicked ways. It’s a warning as clear as the Universe can make it. Time to use the other method of dealing with all those focal planets — time to get spiritual.

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#GWENSTEFNANI’S HUSBAND-MONSTER?

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I just did a blog on Gwen Stefani’s relationship with Blake Shelton calling it a rebound, because she is seriously hurt over the situation with her ex-husband, Gavin Rossdale. I was curious. Who is this guy?

Gavin Rossdale is a Scorpio Sun/Mercury/Neptune. Neptune conjuncting your Sun can definitely be indicative of a liar. Neptune rules deceit. And then when Scorpio is already one of the most difficult signs due to its ruler, Pluto, he also has Scorpio rising — one of or the most difficult rising signs. You may recall some of my red flags — a Capricorn Moon is one. And Gavin has this most unhappy placement for the Moon. He also has the passive/aggressive and I-don-give-shit conjunction of Mars/Venus.

Difficult? Gavin Rossdale wrote the book. I’m more curious why she didn’t leave him before 13 years. He had to be a real dictator with all the controlling Scorpio. Also I’m guessing this isn’t the first time he’s cheated. With passive/aggressive Libra touching Mars, he isn’t supportive of her career. Gwen was working her ass off to make this dude happy, while creating an extraordinary career for herself and her kids. I don’t like him. Not at all.

Currently he has predictive Sun opposition predictive Jupiter which means he may not do that well financially in the divorce. I’ve heard he didn’t ask for much from her. I would be expecting to see something with his Mercury with all this bad publicity and there it is, predictive Mercury is sitting on his karmic nodes. He also has predictive Mars inconjunct that same predictive Jupiter. Neither of these two people are going to be happy for awhile.

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#GWENSTEFANI & #BLAKESHELTON YES OR NO?

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Just recently we’re told that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are hooking up — both having been very recently divorced. How real is this? Is it a publicity stunt or just rebound or real?

Gwen is a Libra with her Mercury/Jupiter/Uranus there. Uranus conjunct your Sun makes you very Aquarian. Her Moon is in its rulership in Cancer and her Mars is exalted in Capricorn. Her Venus is in Virgo. Her focal planets because of the Moon/Mars opposition are Sun (center of the Universe), Jupiter (cultish in her case cartoon-like appearance — not in a negative way I think she’s quite beautiful, but who dresses like that?) and Uranus (changeable to the extreme and likes things out-of-the ordinary).

Blake is a Gemini (which trines Libra as it is also an air sign) with his Mercury/Venus in the same sign. Venus in Gemini or any air sign has huge issues with trust. His Moon is in Pisces (square his Sun) so he’s super sensitive. His focal planets are Moon (super super sensitive), Mars (a bulldozer) and Saturn (ambition).

Rumor has it that his former wife, Miranda Lambert, cheated on him. I know if she did that’s the reason for the divorce. Blake can’t handle emotional betrayal. Are these two a good couple?

Looking to the future, she has predictive Mars square predictive Venus and trine her Sun. That’s a mixed message, but it leans towards being challenging. And Blake has his predictive Mercury/Moon inconjunct his natal Moon. That’s not so bad, but coming up is predictive Mercury square natal Jupiter and predictive Venus square natal Jupiter. The real problem his predictive Sun is about to conjunct predictive Saturn. So he’s in for a bit of a negative cycle which never speaks well for new relationships.

I would say this won’t be too much more than a fling and a good time. As a couple, they aren’t that bad together. But I think the timing is off and overall, he’s too sensitive for her. And his reputation might get a little trashed in the interim. He’s too country. She’s too rock-n-roll.

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#LEAHREMINI TELLING THE TRUTH?

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This one, well, you decide. Have you been listening to Leah Remini? I’m thinking she’s telling the truth about her dealings with Scientology which she recounts in her book, TROUBLEMAKER. She sounds so honest. But here’s the rub. Her astrology chart says something entirely different. Who are you to believe?

Leah is a Gemini with Mercury there in it’s rulership. Sagittarius is all about open mouth, stick in foot. We’re too honest. We can be rude or even hurtful due to our inability to censor ourselves. With Gemini opposition Sagittarius, you get the opposite characteristics. Gemini’s can and do often lie. Not all of them, but if you’re dealing with Gemini, it’s a characteristic you should be aware of.

Leah also has a Scorpio Moon in its fall. The Moon doesn’t operate well in this sign. Scorpio Moon people are jealous, manipulating, controlling and vindictive. And then Neptune, the planet associated with lying and deceit is conjunct her Moon which is another clue to whether or not a person is telling the truth. Neptune aspecting your Sun, Mercury or Moon?

And she has a Venus/Mars conjunction. Venus, Libra and the 7th House are all the same. One is the sign, one the planet and one the house. So Venus conjunct Mars is exactly like Mars in Libra — in its detriment. Again, doesn’t work well here. It’s a very passive/aggressive placement. For me, Leah doesn’t sound passive/aggressive at all. She sounds aggressive which is much healthier. The other way you get someone smiling to your face and stabbing you in the back. Although Leah admits to having done this within her religion.

Her current predictive aspects are predictive Mercury (communications) square (worst aspect) Neptune (lies). This is an indication you are lying. Or it could be someone lying about you and destroying your reputation (also Mercury). This is currently ending. Her other predictive aspect is predictive Sun conjuncting predictive Mars. When the Sun and Mars get together, your ego suffers. And its not going to be the best time in your life. And this lasts longer than normal for her, because they are both planets in motion and they move together. That makes it difficult for them to get away from each other.

Is Leah’s ego suffering or is she doing what Charlie Sheen did — taking a bad situation and fighting back against it? You tell me, because I’m confused. What she is saying sounds very believable and yet, astrology, for sure, doesn’t lie.

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#KHLOE KARDASHIAN ON CARETAKING

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After her husband’s recent overdose and subsequent hospitalization, Khloe Kardashian has made a statement that while she plans to see him through his rehabilitation, they’re not back as a couple — and may never be. It’s a will-see situation. And, you won’t be surprised to know that’s exactly what her astrology chart says. Keep in mind that these two had a very short courtship. You’ll see why later.

Khloe is a Cancer with her Mercury and Venus there also. Her Mars and Saturn are trine these planets in Scorpio where her husband’s Sun is. That means that her Mars is conjunct is Sun. One of the things you want to take note of in a relationship is the placement of your partner’s Mars in your chart. Because if it’s square to your Sun, you will argue. In this case it is conjunct. But still it creates some conflict in the relationship. The two people will be at odds regarding something. Her Moon is in Gemini.

Currently the only aspect in her predictive chart is her Moon which is square both natal and predictive Saturn. This is the shortest aspect in predictive work — lasting only three months. Saturn is health. In this case it is not hers, but her husband’s. What I find most interesting is that her transiting Saturn is on her karmic Nodes. So this situation, if you believe in this and I do, is from another lifetime. This is a debt she owes to him. She knows it. And she is willingly paying it off. However, once paid off, this relationship will take on another life altogether. It may possibly end their partnership. It will feel like there is a finality.

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LAMAR ODOM WILL HE MAKE IT?

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Yes, astrology can tell you when you’re going to die — rather it can tell you if you could. The right aspects must be there, but I have found, more importantly, you need to be ready to die. I have seen people live on horrible, destructive aspects. And I have seen people die on the most fortunate of all — the positive Jupiter aspects. Let’s look at Lamar Odom who famous for his basketball prowess and his Kardashian marriage to Khloe. Currently, he is in the hospital in a drug-related coma.

Lamar is a Scorpio Sun with Uranus. His Moon is in cool Gemini, Venus in friendly Sagittarius and Mars in show-off Leo. His focal planets (the result of two planets opposing with a third squaring both — the focal planet) are Saturn which makes him highly ambitious (so he didn’t mind being part of the Kardashians and the TV show) and Jupiter which makes him like to be part of a group — ditto.

Currently he has predictive Neptune conjunct his predictive Sun. This is why it is important to know that Neptune is malefic. Because in a conjunction it can go either way. So this is not a good aspect and Neptune is drugs — always (Pisces, Neptune, 12th House all the same thing). However he has something unexpected. He has predictive Mars conjunct predictive Jupiter. Jupiter is the only planet that can override negative aspects. So this is the positive Jupiter aspect I was talking about.

Lamar should not die on a positive Jupiter aspect — unless and this is a big unless — he wants to. Because you will get what you want in Jupiter. I would imagine someone in his position who appears to be throwing an amazing life away over addiction is very unhappy. If ever one can fix a negative, it would be during a positive Jupiter. So that isn’t happening. He wants to die? He may be giving up. I hope not.

For a death to occur, Pluto has to be involved. Transiting Pluto is within seven degrees of a square to his his natal Pluto. That’s a little further out than one might expect. So his death, which seems inevitable at this time, may take a period of time. Or not. Astrology is not exact. Things happen within a framework. He is on the outer edges of that framework. Astrology does not demand death. That is a free will decision. Astrology does tell you when it is most likely to occur or when you are vulnerable. Nothing can kill Lamar now except Lamar. Let’s hope it’s not too late for him to change his mind — likely it is.

UPDATE: November 19, 2015 – ‘There are no promises, but if he’s willing to do the work — I know the speech therapy, or the occupational therapy, or just all the cognitive stuff I’m sure it’s really hard for him and frustrating — but if he’s willing to do it, I don’t see why not. But it will take at least a year.’ Khloe Kardashian

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‘There are no promises, but if he’s willing to do the work — I know the speech therapy, or the occupational therapy, or just all the cognitive stuff I’m sure it’s really hard for him and frustrating — but if he’s willing to do it, I don’t see why not. But it will take at least a year.’

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