I WOULD NOT MARRY GISELE BUNDCHEN!

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Not that she’s going to ask. She’s already married to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. When should you have an astrology chart done? When you’re getting married. To avoid this.

Gisele is a Cancer Sun — one of the more difficult Sun signs since it’s a sensitive water sign — and to me the most sensitive. Her Mercury is there also. The Moon is in its detriment in Scorpio. This is an exasperating Moon. It has the qualities of Pluto which to name a few are jealousy, revenge, anger, control, sexual issues. In general these people can be demanding and stubborn due to the fixity of the sign — a challenge. Her Moon is conjunct Uranus adding the characteristics of Aquarius which could soften it or bring out the rush-to-judgment qualities. Her Mars is in it’s detriment in the passive/aggressive sign of Libra conjunct Pluto — adding more Scorpio qualities (Pluto’s sign). And it’s square (90 degrees and unfavorable) to her Cancer planets. Pluto square your Sun is all about control as is Scorpio in general. Her Venus is in Gemini, a cold placement, and not extremely trusting. Then there is the rising sign in the super strict and restrictive sign of Capricorn.

No fire in this chart. So where is the fun?

Tom Brady is a Leo (a fire sign) with his Moon in Aries (a fire sign). His first focal planet is Mercury which most often plays out as verbal abuse. The second is Venus which is feelings of not being lovable or appreciated and often attracting a partner with incompatible values. It’s a craving for peace and harmony without the ability to secure it.

Rumor has it that Tom Brady is tired of all Gisele’s demands — including (are you ready) a list of chores. And I’m sure that she is that person — not sure about the list. Currently her predictive Venus is sitting on her Mercury. She’s in love. And coming up around the holidays is a Jupiter aspect predictive Venus trine predictive Jupiter.

But Tom’s chart tells a much different story. He has had a pretty easy life with a lot of Jupiter aspects including one when he married Gisele. But a super negative aspect is just beginning which is predictive Mars square natal Moon. You don’t have to be an angry person to find yourself upset when this happens. It will bring out all of the irritations you have pushed aside. Maximum crankiness.

Relationships aren’t destined to fall apart when negative aspects strike. But the ones that are not on a firm foundation will. This will be interesting to watch. Already they are selling their $50 million house in L.A. to live in Boston. Is that the beginning of the end? It’s a likely scenario. However, we will see Gisele survive with her lucky Jupiter period on its way.

So are some people born super stars or are they just born with a lot of beneficial Jupiter? I vote for the second. They’re really not different than you and me — just way luckier.

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BEYONCE & JAY Z DIVORCING?

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Are Beyonce and Jay Z getting a divorce?. The answer is in their Xtrology. And it’s an easy one.

Jay Z is a Sagittarius with Venus and Mercury conjunct his Sun. His Moon in the likeable sign of Libra and Mars in Aquarius — all air and fire. No focal planets. Beyonce has a Virgo Sun (the square of Sagittarius) so the real question is why did they stay together so long?  She also has a stellium (four planets) plus one more planet in Libra. So her Venus conjuncts his Moon. That’s a little power in the sexual arena.

Currently, he has predictive Venus conjunct predictive Sun trine natal Pluto. He’s in love. She was in Jupiter (remember the rumors about whether she had the baby herself or not. I knew in Jupiter either way the rumor wouldn’t hurt her), but it’s over. Her Venus (love) is sitting on Uranus (divorce). She wants oute. He doesn’t.

Will it happen? There’s a lot of money to split up? And it could just be a way to generate more publicity. But, yes, even with all that, I say she’s had enough.

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FLIGHT #17 MALAYSIA

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This is an event chart. When there is no birthday, you can use a chart for the exact time of the event. Today a Malaysian plane traveling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lampur went down in a fiery crash in the Ukrainian war zone killing 295 people. Ideally, we would have the birthday of the plane and that surely exists (the day the plane made its first flight), but its unlikely that I could get that information.

Therefore, I’m going to look at the event chart’s transits to answer the question of how this happened. That would be today’s chart, the time of the explosion and the location of the explosion.

I would expect to find Mars (violence) and Pluto (death). The first thing I see is the Sun at 24 degrees of Cancer and Mars at 25 degrees of Libra. This is a square aspect which is the most negative and dangerous aspect. Uranus (airplanes) is at 16 degrees Aries and Pluto is at 12 Capricorn. You may recall the Cardinal Grand Square we just survived. This is also a Cardinal Grand Square because despite Jupiter leaving Cancer and moving to Leo, the Sun is taking its place in Cancer. And Mars is filling out the Grand square in Libra. (Cardinal Grand Square signs are Aries, Cancer, Libra and Capricorn — each 90 degrees from the other — 90 X 4 = 360 degrees of a circle. If you remember from geometry four equally spaced angles create a square).

The Moon while at lower degrees, five, is also in the sign of Aries. So this fits quite perfectly the idea that this was a hostile action — that the plane was shot down.

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PIPPA MIDDLETON VERY INTERESTING!

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Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton’s sister, has a very unusual astrology chart. You won’t see many like this. All her planets are within four (out of 12) houses with the exception of Mars in the 12th. She has only one square, and it has to do with her father whom she apparently isn’t a huge fan of.

Another unusual thing is to find her 5th House of Romance, her 7th House of Partnerships and her 8th House of Sex empty. This means she isn’t very invested in these things. And to further this concept, she also has her Mars/Venus conjunct. That’s pretty much the same definition, except more so. It shows up in gay people a lot. It’s complete disinterest in love. And because Venus is ruled by Libra, Mars takes on some Libra (passive/aggresive) qualities.

This would make one think she’s a career girl. But, not so much with her 10th House empty. With four planets in the 4th House of Home ruled by Cancer, she may not really be too excited about anything except staying home. Venus and her Moon are in Leo so she won’t shun the limelight, but she won’t spend a lot of time chasing it either. Did I mention she’s a Virgo? They are the workers of the world. So she probably does work.

Just starting for her is predictive Mars square natal Uranus. That’s a pretty scary aspect especially in regard to accidents. She just came out of predictive Mars square natal Jupiter. Normally that affects your relationship with the law or money — both unlikely in her case. Her predictive Mercury is also square natal Neptune. This could be some unflattering publicity unless she is very discreet. And she may be. She’s not a wild girl. If this does happen, it could be that it was not her fault — she could be photographed without her knowledge (Neptune). All in all, this represents a trying time for her. For certain, nothing positive will come out of this time period which lasts for 2 1/2 years. We all get this stuff at some time or another. And it’s no fun.

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STERLING’S COOKED!

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Donald Sterling, owner  of the L.A. basketball team, The Clippers, said a bunch of racist things to his girlfriend or assistant depending on whom you are talking to. And she recorded him apparently pissed off that she was getting sued by his ex-wife for over $1 million dollars. His remarks have caused him to be banned for life from attending any NBA games and fined $2.5 million.

Clearly he’s not a very nice guy. And here’s what happens when you’re not. The Universe waits until the exactly right time and wham, you’re hit. He’s a Taurus with Mars conjunct. That creates a little bit of anger. His Mercury is in Mars’ sign, Aries. Strangely he has a Libra Moon. Normally, he would not confrontational –  mostly would keep his nasty mouth shut. But there are exceptions. I think she pushed him a little to say the things he did. But he wouldn’t have said them if he didn’t mean them — that anger kicked in a little, too. With Pluto as his focal planet, he has a strong sense of right and wrong — his sense of right and wrong — according to him.

The reason this is coming to light now:  Predictive Mars square Moon. And predictive Venus square Venus. A Mars square of any kind can take your world down. To the Moon, you’re going to get one heck of an emotional blow. The Venus square Venus shows his love life is not so happy right now, and sort of points to the girl being a girlfriend. Then there is his predictive Sun conjunct Pluto, and you have a holocaust. I predict at his age, 80, he won’t live through this. Pluto is or can be death. And again, Mars just rips your life to pieces. There won’t be much left of him, and I’m translating that to the end of him. Astrology is all about the timing of your life. Had he not said these things now, he might have never been outed as the racist he is.

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TRUE #TORI IS TRUE!

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Okay, Tori Spelling is keeping the family alive by living this out in public on her new show “True Tori.” But so what? Who doesn’t have some idea that this is going on? Her husband, Dean McDermont, cheated on her. She’s mad. We can relate. It’s embarrassing. That, too.

Tori is a stubborn Taurus with her Mercury conjunct. Her Venus is in the too cold sign of Gemini so she’s already got some trust issues. But Moon in Scorpio? Oh, Baby. This one will take you ’round the bend. They’re possessive, manipulating, jealous, revengeful and really quite sexy. Keeping her man at home shouldn’t be impossible — unless she is impossible to be around — which can happen with Scorpio Moon people. Her focal planets are Mars (bulldozer determined) and Jupiter (likes to be part of a culture, TV?).

But if you want to know the cause of all her angst? Her predictive Mars is square her predictive Sun — the worst of the worst. It will strip you of all confidence. A negative event will happen. And we know what that was. I wouldn’t want to play this out in public, because I’d probably put on 20 pounds, but there’s nothing wrong with it. The more you face it and not run away from it, the easier it is. So kudos to her. We’re all going to get these at some point in our lives. So far, I think she’s keeping it pretty classy. Hope her show continues and her marriage makes it through this rough aspect. Because you can’t stay married for 30 years and not hit one of these. The marriages that are meant to be will survive. I’m hoping hers does. She’s doing the work. She deserves the results.

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ASTROLOGY & THE ECLIPSE

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Full Moon Total Lunar Eclipse at 25 degrees Libra.. This eclipse affects Libra Sun people born between October 15-23 and Aries Sun people born between March 11-19 and anyone with a planet 21 to 29 degrees Libra or Aries. You can get a free chart at astro.com. As long as your date and place are correct, you don’t need your time, for the degrees of the planets will be correct with the exception of the Moon. (For more information on how to erect that chart, go to thepsychicbubble.com, Lesson No. 1).

We’ve been talking a lot about the Cardinal Grand Square that is exact at 13 degrees of the cardinal signs April 22. This eclipse is also in a Cardinal sign (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn), but it’s out of orb of the Cardinal Grand Square. Still, with another eclipse coming later this month, it’s a lot of activity and it’s all negative.

And Pluto will be stationing (sitting still before it changes directions) at 13 degrees which puts people with planets near there in harm’s way.

Most of the energy of an eclipse precedes it, so you will be feeling it now. Generally if one of your planets is affected, there will be an event where something is taken away or eclipsed. My battery was dead when the eclipse was opposition my Mars (cars). A friend of mine went to her Palm Springs home and it had been robbed. The eclipse hit her Uranus (unexpected events).

The Full Moon and Lunar Eclipse are both a time when projects come to a head — the culmination. Generally, I side with the old definition of it being a time you lose something — something is eclipsed. Usually the event will be relatively minor, but if some other aspects are in place, it can even be death especially if it hits your Pluto. For timing, I use approximately one week before and one week after. You’ll be disappointed, but your life will not fall apart. (This is not true with the Cardinal Grand Square. Your life could be falling apart.)

Look to see if the degree of the eclipse matches a planet in your chart. If it’s on the

  • Sun, yourself,  father,  children
  • Moon, home, feelings, mother, women in general
  • Mercury, communication, brother & sisters, short travel
  • Venus, people you love,  beauty, can be money
  • Mars, cars, violence, guns, energy
  • Jupiter, money, excess, the law
  • Saturn, father, people in authority, work, health
  • Uranus, the Internet, anything electrical, sudden events
  • Neptune, drugs, deception, bodies of water
  • Pluto, people in power, surgery, other people’s money, psychic

The house (only if you have the time) the eclipse falls in is also important. If it’s in the:

  • 1st, yourself, your body
  • 2nd, money, things you value
  • 3rd, communication, short trips, brothers or sisters
  • 4th, home, family, mother
  • 5th, children, creative projects, gambling
  • 6th, health, work, small animals
  • 7th, relationships, partnerships
  • 8th, other people’s money, psychic experiences, surgery, death
  • 9th, higher education, foreigners, foreign travel, religion
  • 10th, career, the government, father
  • 11th, friends, important people, wishes & dreams
  • 12th, hospitals, prisons, karma, behind the scenes

If you had an experience with the last eclipse or this one, please leave a comment.

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TOTAL ECLIPSE HOW TO VIEW IT

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From the L.A. TIMES:

“Sky watchers, get ready! There is a total eclipse of the Moon coming Monday night and you don’t want to miss it.

A lunar eclipse occurs when the sun, moon, and Earth align so that  Earth’s shadow falls across the moon’s surface. Monday night’s lunar eclipse is a total eclipse, which means  Earth’s shadow will cover the moon completely.

The Moon won’t be blacked out by our planet’s shadow. Instead, it will take on a reddish hue — anywhere from a bright copper to the brownish red of dried blood.

Perhaps this is why we are seeing the term “blood moon” popping up all over the Internet. (For more on that, read Total lunar eclipse on April 14-15: What is a ‘blood moon’? )

The eclipse is visible from just about the entire continental United States, as well as Central America and parts of South America. If you live on the West Coast, you are especially lucky because you won’t even have to stay up too late to see it.

To watch the whole show from start to finish, your moon gazing should begin at 10:20 p.m. PDT, when the first faint shadow will start to fall on the Moon. This is known as a penumbral eclipse, but be prepared — it’s subtle.

The show gets more interesting at 10:58 p.m., when the partial eclipse begins. It should look like a little bite was taken out of the moon. Continue to look up to see the Earth’s shadow move across the moon, covering more and more of its surface as the minutes pass.

By 12:07 a.m., the entirety of the lunar surface will be in Earth’s shadow. It will be glowing red, because even though our planet is blocking out direct light from the sun, the light of all the sunsets and sunrises on  Earth still make it to the lunar surface.”

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EARTHQUAKE IN LA!!!

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After already having two earthquakes a 4.4 and and 5.1, I decided to look at the chart of Los Angeles. We really are very laid back about earthquakes, although it’s been some time now since I was on the phone and said, “Did you feel that?”

I wasn’t prepared for what I saw. Los Angeles, using the date April 4, 1850, when we were incorporated, has a dangerous chart. If you read my blog, you know I’m ragging on and on about the Bite Me transit that involves all the cardinal signs at middle degrees. Well, hold your breath.

Los Angeles has an Aries Sun at 14 degrees as well as Saturn at 11, the Moon at 10 degrees Capricorn and Mars at 8 degrees Cancer. Today the transiting Pluto is at 13 degrees putting it right on top of L.A.’s Moon and just to add a little flavor, L.A.’s predictive Moon is 13 degrees Capricorn.

Transiting Uranus at 12 degrees Aries is sitting on L.A.’s Saturn and not so far from the Sun. And transiting Jupiter is at 11 degrees Cancer on L.A.’s Mars at 8 degrees.

But here’s what really concerns me L.A.’s predictive Mars is opposition it’s natal Sun and the Moon is square both. Together with the other planets, we have a progressed Grand Square. Transiting Mars at 22 Libra today is retrograding and in April will be conjunct the predictive Mars.

This is the perfect set-up for THE BIG ONE. While it may not happen, the conditions are right — even perfect.  Be earthquake prepared. We all know the drill. Everyone in L.A. has the supplies or knows they should have them.

  • Charge your cell phone
  • Water, food, pet food. I’ve chosen tuna because it’s easy to store and my cat and I can eat it. And some canned fruit with a lot of liquid. Water is very difficult to store for a long period of time I have found the hard way. Leave your toilet seats up for animals left behind.
  • Don’t take animals with you. They know where the safest place is and trying to find them may cause you harm. Usually they go under the bed.
  • Tie down, put on the floor, underneath a table — the things you can’t live without or that you don’t want to hit you on the head.
  • Remember to duck. Don’t run to the door jambs. The people in Northridge that were killed were standing up and the ceiling fell on their heads. Get down and close to a large object or under it. Put flashlights near those spaces. If you have a whistle, go to sleep wearing it so you can be found.
  • Put a bag with your essentials, especially medication, near the door so if you are leaving, you can just grab it. Make sure you have shoes there, because there may be glass. Have FEMA’s number handy. Also your valuable papers especially insurance.
  • Consider putting some things in your car like a blanket, a can opener, some of your canned goods, an extra phone charger. Because you may not be allowed back in your house/building.
  • There are some wonderful lights at the hardware store that go on when the lights go out, there are tap lights — I even have some little bitty lights that you turn and they last 11 hours that I got at Radio Shack. I carry one in my purse.

Okay that is some of the things. If you have any more suggestions, please leave them in the comment section. Also check on your elderly neighbors and see if they are prepared.

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#GWYNETH SHOVELING THE GOOP AGAIN

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It is interesting that Goop rhythms with poop.  Gwyneth, we know, has no negative predictive planets. So is it Chris Martin of COLDPLAY that wants out?

Chis is a Pisces Sun. He has five focal planets: Moon (fixed so he has emotional sensitivity but hides it), Mars (mucho determination), Jupiter (part of a culture or group), Saturn (uber-ambitious) and Uranus (different to be different). Five focal planets? Complicated.

Want to know something interesting? Both have Saturn conjunct the Moon — same thing as the difficult Moon in Capricorn (Saturn=Capricorn) — extreme charm coupled with a big shot of meanness. They were together for ten years. I smell a lot of ambition involved, and she met him just weeks after her father’s death. Were they charming each other to death or stabbing each other in the back?

Chris currently has predictive Mars (rips your life apart) square natal Neptune (deception). The Bite Me Transit is hitting his natal Pluto (transformation). It’s that was simple. Those rumors about Gwyneth cheating? Most likely true. The separation is his idea. Period. Goop is not happy with the “conscious uncoupling.” It wasn’t her timing.

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